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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Ass? Sure if it's Salma's
  2. North Texas with some key injuries and their o line looking anemic. We just might have to Cee U N Tee
  3. It's incredible that "only" 146 people have been declared dead. That looks horrible and nightmarish. Just awful.
  4. Oh great. The thermostat butler is back.
  5. When did we start rewriting history outside of the CR? I'm not even a Trumper and this is caca de Toro
  6. Abortion with a side of fries?
  7. The way Neko sings the word Tacoma at the 4:05 Mark is heartbreaking...
  8. So my question is.... At what point in all of this did you don the plastic suit, pick up your axe and hack your latest victim to pieces?
  9. This fuckng dork...was born with a sunny disposition "I got my sunny back!"
  10. I would have done naughty naughty things to Donna Reed back then...
  11. Is this for real or a Photoshop?
  12. Would you two just go ahead and fuck already?
  13. Beware the backup... We have gotten fucked so many time by backup quarterbacks
  14. Somehow it took me a while to get past the bottom of her skirt
  15. Buddy of mine owns a performance muffler shop. Had a request from a customer...
  16. Aggy will boat race this defense to the tune of 50+ points this week!
  17. Longhornstampede replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    That line was written a hundred years ago
  18. No kidding. Every pic on her insta looks like a caricature.
  19. So much stupidity!
  20. I almost can't even imagine the mudholethroatfuckshitstomping aggy will put on this team. Decades of aggy little brother rage will be heaped upon Texas at the worst possible low point moment in history.
  21. Wingo catches the only td of the game..so now this worthless pos receiver will continue to be touted as the number one pass catcher on the team when he can't even pull in garden variety balls thrown at him by a half blind QB that actually hit him I the hands. This team is an entire 3 ring circus of bullshit!
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