Everything posted by BurntOrangeAss
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Vasectomy
But I like doing stupid shit at 70 including fucking every so often. 🖕
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Vasectomy
So I had mine in 1980. The needle to the nuts wasn't horrific, but I asked if I should feel the needle all the way up to my throat. The doctor thought that was funny. I wasn't thinking that at the time. However, after the initial numbing was over, I never experienced any kind of pain, at any point. I only had bruising in my balls, but zero pain. Someone asked about testosterone levels. The acceptable range is between 264 and 916. Last year (in March 2018) mine was at 363 which is at the lower end, but still acceptable. I'm not a doctor so I don't know what those numbers really mean. About 2 weeks ago, my level was 359, so a slight drop. I'm a runner (a slow-ass runner), but I'm pushing 70 and I can do 10 miles, but it takes about 2 1/2 hours. So I think the running helps with the testosterone levels. Still, I would do it all over again.
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The way too early 2019 La Tech at Texas game discussion
Seems like we were up 3 scores vs. ousux in October and UGA in January, but decided against mudhole.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
Don’t you mean “go fuck yourself bitch"
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Realignment talk not going away
Let's add UCF for our Thanksgiving rivalry. That'll be super fun
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I heard aggy band (remember they can't use words like "the" to describe a noun). Anyway, I was watching on Fox, and after the fucking war hymn was over, the Fox announcer told the listening audience that what you just heard was the "aggy theme song". I actually laughed out loud.... Aggy theme song
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RIP George H. W. Bush
Plus I had to laugh, was watching Fox News and that announcer called it the aggy theme song
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RIP George H. W. Bush
And it sounds like hell
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We have to win
Bragging rights.... By the time the CCG is played, we'll have had Bragging rights for only 55 days. I think I need more than that, so obviously fuck ou.
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Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread
Aren't we #1 in the country in this category?
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Hager gets reprimand
I'm not sure what the problem is. So now you have to apologize for speaking the truth?
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Bogus poll... no aggy
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Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread
Help. I’m lazy. Any starters missing on defense tonight?
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Oklahoma A&M (now Oklahoma State) was a member of the SWC from 1915-1925
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WTF Is This From Tom Herman Before the 2Pt Conversion from WV?
I kind of like that Herman gives a fuck or two
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Texas @ Texas Tech 6:30 on Fox
Do we get Joel Klatt and company?
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2019 Schedule is out
It's actually 9-7-1 per https://www.tigerdroppings.com/lsu-football-history/results.aspx?opponent=texas
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Earl Campbell being Earl Campbell
Well, I'm thinking Earl was the Heisman winner in 1977. Then, 21 years later, Ricky won it. Next year will be another 21 since Ricky got his. It's time for another, perhsps Ingram?
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9/30 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #19
I suspect we'll move a lot in next week's poll
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We'd have to get a TD first, right?
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Del Conte’s Overture to aggy - bad or good look?
We aren't arrogant. We really ARE better than everyone else!
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ESPN: 2005 Texas Longhorns best team of last 20 years
By my count, it seems aggy is #1. I count 13 titles, both for their Big XII and secsecsec memberships. Am I missing anything?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
- My H.S. Coach and 51' Longhorn Died
Just looked it up on Wikipedia, but the University of Texas had a 7-3 record in '51 and it looks like we finished ranked #16. The other UT - the University of Tennessee was national champs in 1951. Oh, RIP coach- Tell Me About Arkansas
I would say it was a bigger rivalry than aggy. It was always the after Texas-OU and they had decent teams. Yet Royal always seemed to have the Horns properly prepared, as in there was no hangover over OU. Aggy, on the other hand, not so much. Aggy was struggling to have winning seasons, so it was for pride. It's just not acceptable to lose to those fuckers. - My H.S. Coach and 51' Longhorn Died
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