Everything posted by Sejjr
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Unreal. Why the FUCK do you throw that?
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Best part of this game is realizing this color announcer is clearly drunk.
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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
This team has totally stopped trying and stopped caring. It is fucking pathetic.
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Players on this team who should NEVER be starting:
Basically I am tired of blaming coaches, and recruiting, and talent, and development, and have decided that we are this shitty because of the University itself. I am broken. Teams like Alabama and Georgia, and even OU, seem to understand system-wide that football is it's own machine, and their administrations stay out of the way. But I am just looking for a new thing to punch, to be honest. Because at this point it feels like our problems are bigger than just hiring the wrong dude over and over and over again.
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Players on this team who should NEVER be starting:
Texas as a football program is broken systemically, and it is beyond repair at this point without a wholesale change. Until the football program is divorced from the academic side of this school, completely, and treated like the business that it is, we will continue to be a mediocre football program. Sadly, our fanbase seems to want Texas Football to be elite more than the University leadership does.
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Game Week: Baylor
Fuck you Chip, you degenerate piece of shit, trying to drum up "bulletin board material."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
- Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Loath this OL. "Hate" is almost soft-pedaling it. This OL is historically bad, and that is saying something after seeing what garbage we have trotted out there over the last decade+. It is almost a miracle in a way, to see a program of this supposed stature, continue to recruit and develop such pure dogshit at the most important unit in the sport. And this years' edition is the worst we have ever had.- Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
I have come to the point in my Battered Horn Syndrome where I believe our problem is indeed systemic and someone (probably Mack) made a satanic pact when we got Vince Young to lead us to a Title. We are now reaping the penance of that deal.- Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Kurt Warner, is that you?- [Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX
This loss is up there with any of the awful Strong or Herman losses. Disgusting and inexcusable, and Sark will rightly get crucified for this.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It is always "Jimbo Fisher & Co" with these rubes. And I wonder how long ago Billy shat out the bones of that article.- Bijan Robinson is special
- Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 6)
Scipio is heaping a lot of his ire onto PK and his scheme, but the fact remains, Texas' issues on defense are generally more a personnel issue than a schematic one. We have players starting at every level on this defense who should not be in the 3-deep. It reminded me of watching Jimmy Saxton playing DB against Colorado. All the schematic wizardry in the world can't account for exploitable players getting beat by better players. We have no pass rush threat at all. None. And who would you bring on a blitz that you can count on the actually get there? Add in the fact that for some reason the Big 12 refs just choose to ignore the OU holding technique, and you have the result we witnessed. This defensive staff is definitely guilty of the fundamental shortcomings. Poor tackling, poor pad levels, and the continuation of the 15-year plague of Texas DBs not understanding the concept of playing the ball. I expect that we will improve in some of those areas as the season rolls on, but I also suspect that Gundy and others know exactly where and who to attack in this defense and it is not really going to get much better until we can upgrade the talent, unfortunately. Sark better scheme-up a shitpile of points next week.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Pretty funny that 11 years ago, "what a block!" and "boom!" and "nice!" is now "15 yard personal foul" and "no room for that kind of stuff" today.- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Exactly. The "He's too small for the SEC" take is pretty hilarious considering last years' Heisman winner was about 165 soaking wet as a high school senior. And not much bigger as a Heisman winner.- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Herman would be a great fit in Miami. Strippers, cocaine, and swingers galore.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Fucking Uncles.- Bijan Robinson is special
You are fucking high. It wasn't true in high school, and it is definitely not true now.- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
The Athletic featured “Time to judge Jimbo’s Offense?” in a headline. The narrative that they think only exists in their closed little cult is being discussed nationally. And recruits also have eyeballs, last time I checked.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Pretty sure this shit is going to become the norm moving forward, so fuck it dude. Let's get in the mud.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
aggy is resting all their hopes and dreams on a 70-year old Jimbo stalker. We have finally hit peak KKL.- 9.27.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am
The difference between Sark's pressers and the shitheads that preceded him is just night and day. So refreshing.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
And a similar stature to Hamm.- Texas O-line talk
It has to be some kind of record to have this many consecutive years of putrid OL play. - Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
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