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  1. Tough position of the USA. Hellebuyck's career in the playoffs is well known. Swayman was cross-eyed the last time out. Otter hasn't played. Won't matter because Brady Tchuck will just cross-check anyone near the net with zero consequences. This will work until someone on Team Canada drops him in the first 5 minutes. For some reason, everyone will act like a choirboy got punched.
  2. Seems like every season. The Stars go on a season high 6 game win streak - and Minnesota matches it with 5 in a row.
  3. Ahh, the stress free feeling of an multi goal lead going into the 3rd period.
  4. Somebody is tuning in for "Forensic Files" right now, and is pissed that it's hockey.
  5. I know why it's happening. I'm just grouchy. No one makes San Jose start at 4pm their time.
  6. Look, I'm accepting of these "past 7:30pm" start times when we're on the road in Western Canada and that sort of stuff. When we're at home, drop the puck at a decent hour. I work for a living and have a bedtime!
  7. Kolyachonok claimed off waivers from Boston. Boston claimed him off waivers from Dallas about 2 months ago. Promising defensive player. Loved Bastian's aggression. Looking forward to getting Bischel back, and hopefully slowing the parade to the IR.
  8. Cash Money Brothers. If they don't wanna roll with it, fuckit! We'll roll over 'em!
  9. The conventional quote is "Everyone's a tackle until they're not". While you'd like your Guards to be a little heavier and stronger, natural selection usually provides for two guys with the quickest feet and techniques to grade out as OTs. If you recruit kids to play Tackle, you'll find a few with a skill profile for Guard through straight body growth and development. Of course, this assumes that they all can be taught basic OL skill sets of balance, foot and hand placement, front recognition, and the like. I'd need my own thread, and more liquor and sedatives than currently available, to begin discussing the horror show I witnessed at the beginning of last season.
  10. FidoNet! I could read faster than 300baud
  11. Actually felt kinda sorry for the Kings player. He was in pretty good position, matched Mikko, and didn't do anything wrong. Moose just kinda moved one way, shifted back, and skated the puck about a foot clear of the defender before tossing the puck to the back of the net like it was practice. Just made them both look stupid.
  12. DeSmith stood on his head to equalize a middling effort against a middling team. No real tragic errors, but a continuous lack of precision in the defensive zone led to non-clearances. Prolonged defensive zone time meant less offensive zone time. Shesterkin likewise rescued the Rangers from another close loss. We have a playoff contending team on IR.
  13. I believe Edmonton had some bad injury luck (not like the Stars are gonna cry for them) thus far. Of course, what really happens is that later on, a cast-off goalie all of a sudden becomes impenetrable. Hockey is a sport where a goalie can get hot at the right time and just ruin every other teams' hard work!
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