Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Cowboys vs. Patriots: Return of the Zeke
Don't apologize to me. I've never been a fan of his nor the hire, but he's here so may as well be wrong...... but, he had Rodgers, maybe the greatest QB of all-time in his peak, and only came away with 1 SB. That an achievement, but probably pretty average considering.
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Cowboys vs. Patriots: Return of the Zeke
Good thing Deuce Vaughn was in there to pick up that stunt....... JFC. Waste great field position.
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Cowboys vs. Patriots: Return of the Zeke
C'mon, Dan..... Rush 3? On 3 and 15. Good thing ole Mac Jones has the athleticism of a....... potato?
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Cowboys vs. Patriots: Return of the Zeke
Potatoes sure do throw the ball pretty nice...... Who knew.
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Cowboys vs. Patriots: Return of the Zeke
This is partly what drove McCarthy out as a playcaller/coach in GB. His red zone issues..... too many fucking FGs.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
That sucks too, although early word is it's minor. I wonder who would play center?? Bass? Than Diggs? Nah. I like what Tyler has worked himself into and he's turned into a good player but there's a reason Diggs got the contract he did. Only fortunate thing is he did it early and may be back almost 100% for next season. Tyler's injury reads like it's minor.
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Cowboys - Jets
I mean..... sure, maybe. Always fun to shit on a former coordinator, I guess. But SD is in the top 5-6 in most offensive stats -- PPG, YPG, YPP, rushing yards/game, etc. They have no turnovers. Kellen has a lot of warts but his offenses are much better than a lot of OC's in the league. Playing off a defense like this makes everything easier.
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Cowboys - Jets
Damn, Steph Gilmore has had a tough day.... burned for a TD. 2 DPI's.
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Cowboys - Jets
I'm not sure if Wilson can become a decent QB or not. Cowboys D is going to make a lot of QBS look bad this year. See what Danny Dimes is doing this afternoon to a bad Zona D. They'll have to give him 4-5 games to really know if he's improved.
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Cowboys - Jets
Deion..... took away half the field.
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Cowboys - Jets
McCarthy's first down calling in the 2nd half has been pretty abysmal...... Overall, pretty good, but first downs he's really struggled.
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Cowboys - Jets
It's more about the wide receivers making the correct read downfield. Dak in the pocket is killing them but Thumbman is also trying to play the periphery more and getting the ball out with simple routes to the RB and TE. We had a bunch of picks which were the WR's fault last year. It helps we're not playing Rodgers. If we were, I think the playcalling would be more aggressive. With MILF hunter in, we can let the game come to us....
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Cowboys - Jets
Is this going to be 2 scoring drives fucked by first down end around bullshit play calls??? Fucking A, Thumbman.
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Cowboys - Jets
Giving up 3 here would a real gut punch...... Wilson is getting confidence.
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Cowboys - Jets
Bleh. Weak roughing call.... C'mon.
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Cowboys - Jets
Agreed. Either Dowdle needs to fill the between the tackles role or we need to look around the league for an upgrade.....
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Cowboys - Jets
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I get it..... but he's a liability without the ball in his hands. Nice screen there, but better call.- Cowboys - Jets
Lamb slipped coming out of his route on his in or dig route. It was 3rd and long. CB wasn't fooled. Nothing really open.- Cowboys - Jets
Why the fuck are we playing Vaughn!!!!! He hasn't earned it yet.- Cowboys - Jets
What a fucking terrible angle by the safety. And just like that we have a contest.... in a game we've been dominating. Sloppy.- Cowboys - Jets
Look at the fucking center hustling!!!!!! Fuck yea!!!!- Cowboys - Jets
What the fuck is Turpin doing? He's not very good at judging when to return and not.....- Cowboys - Jets
Great start. If we can get up 14-17 points..... I'm not sure a Zach Wilson led offense could come back unless he was going against all the opponents MILFs. Great... playing a gadget player cost us this drive...... Let's get up big before we go to the smurfs.- San Antonio Spurs 2023 Offseason - Voodoo Dolls and Ping Pong Balls
What contender wouldn't want his invaluable contributions..... - Cowboys - Jets
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