Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
I like the move, but he's old. Probably another year left in the tank, but when it goes empty..... it goes quick. We still need to draft a CB by day 2, IMO. Agreed. He's a little overpaid though. For the money we're paying him, he needs more pressures than what he gets, but still a very productive player. This is a put up or shut up year for him. If he shows decline or gets injured for a lot of the year, he's probably a cap casualty. If he plays well, he gets his last year and maybe an okay extension.
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
Ramsey's not that dude anymore, but an appropriately motivated Ramsey is probably still a top 10 corner. 20m is an overpay, that said, with Diggs and Parsons on rookie deals, we need to do something beyond re-signing Donovan Wilson on the defensive side. Again, I think we need 2 more CBs and this is a deep CB draft. I think we need a hair on fire MLB, trade? And another 1 tech, they've used draft picks on a couple of those, will they every become anything more than marginal players? The Jones' want you to think they can't make any moves because of the salary cap but that's total bullshit, they simply won't make any moves instead hoping things go just right for them with minuscule margins and making terrible decision based on Jerrah's whims, but still seeing large yearly positive cash flow.
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2023 NFL DRAFT
Very true, but Josh Allen wasn't. I agree. Maybe not much but he's even smaller than Kyler and not nearly as explosive. I mean Young had to really pump up to get 205 lbs. I think Stroud is the presumptive #1 pick now or certainly #1 QB taken. He had a really good combine. ARich is a freak but he has a lot of bad tape too. Do you be on his athleticism? The interviews he had were supposedly spectacular but he's a very hesitant athlete on the field. Be interesting where he goes. I think he needs to sit a year and maybe 1.5 before you begin to unleash him.
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
Jerry and McCarthy's latest interviews and PC's really go into depth about how lost they are in modern football and how this franchise will never, ever win anything of consequence until Jerry dies. Some of it is comical. Just fucking burn it down. Unless Zeke comes back on a 2m or less contract, it's an overpay. His legs slow to cement in the 2nd half of the season. Good thing we got that 5th round pick AND the option of keeping an overpaid player who's salary cap number has been beyond his value to the team for the last 4 years. Why not both? The short sightedness of continuing to be aggressive but still running the ball as a foundation of the offense is sort of weird. It's a false choice. And it's not about just blindly running the ball. It's about running the ball when we need to be running or when we have to (4 minute drill protecting a lead), we've been bad a both. These are just a couple of examples. There's a bunch others if you want to go research. From other comments, it seems Dalton Schultz is out the door. Apparently we want a bigger guy who can block more. Meh. I just don't think Dalton is worth 5 figures per, but if he really liked it and wanted to come back at 6 or 7m per then I'd listen. The safety class look very slow and unathletic this year. The cornerback class may be the deepest in years. I wouldn't exclude the Cowboys from drafting two CBs this year. Looks like LVE may be moving on as well. That's fine, but we need a badass MLB to continue to allow Parsons to play edge, OLB, and move around in formations.
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
He's a terrible hire and everything that is wrong with the NFL and its organizational rot of white guys repaying white guys kids. It's all so incestuous and lazy. It's a joke really and this is why McCarthy isn't the HC maybe he should be..... he invests in shitty guys who he knows or is tangentially known. He won't get out of his bubble and a big part of why he had maybe the greatest statistical QB of all-time and could only win 1 SB. I think Jerry acquiesced on Fat Mike building his own offensive staff while whispering sweet nothings into Quinn's ear about the team being one 7-11 season from being his. Organizational laziness and ineptness fraught with nepotism is sort of the Cowboys thing though..... They'd have won many championships if this was how they were won.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
I agree. We should have attacked downfield on first down more. Needed to be more PA going deep with 6 protectors. Extremely unimpressive.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Turpin’s decisions on punts have been stupid all year.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Zekes can be shed this offseason. If they don’t it’s gross mismanagement and shows they’re not serious about winning a SB.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
That’s most likely ballgame. Terrible coaching decision. A few thoughts overall: This loss will linger with Dak and it should. He’s been poor most of it. He played poor football. Zeke is done. He had a productive first half of the season but like last year the wheels fell off. Last year was injury. This year, age. Losing Cooper with no real back up plan was terrible mismanagement. Schultz is nice but nowhere needed at 9m+ per year. again, again, again. Another Cb or two, another LB who can stop the run. A 1 tech. They’ve known it all season. Yet they did nothing to address with any real solution. jones’ suck. Franchise could really be better without the entire clan. Always next season….. Fuck that. Fuck them!
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
No loss is completely on one unit or another. The D has played well enough to win. Are they dominant? No. But they played well enough to win thus far. Offense has not.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Gallup has been below average most of the season. Odd folks wanted to rely on him today. I guess maybe there was hope…. Still is.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
What a win..... perfect game flow for Dallas. Get up early and let the pass rush do it's thing. We ran the ball way better than I thought. Pollard was excellent and Schultz had a really nice game. Dak was in total control after finding his rhythm and was the way better QB this night (obviously not career wise). Congrats to the team. Now..... gotta go find a kicker.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
If they get no yards on 3rd down..... you let Maher kick the FG?
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Game ain't over...... TB still gonna get 2 more possessions and likely 3.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Van De Velde.....
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
I'm dumbfounded..... Maher has to be cut. Fuck..... leave him in Tampa.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
TD!!!! Fuck yea!!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Yea you can..... would be a free agent. I think there's a limit though.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Yea.... that was wild. Giving them a timeout a little.... early.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
You're not? It's literally a kick with almost no defense. It's as easy as it gets...... Maher deserves almost all of the blame. We can't even attempt a FG now. It's truly a horrendous disadvantage.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Maher is going to cost us this game...... Unbelievable.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Love, love, love that 4th down call. May be best all year. Boot. Naked bootish....
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
I actually think this may take 27-30 to win...... Our secondary is dog shit, but Tampa hasn't really tested us deep.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Fucking Maher..... you POS!!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
It's amazing what happens when your offense doesn't suck on first down..... some positive yards on first down through the run game and offense scores a TD. Let's see more of that..