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MIkeHoncho

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  1. I just fucking love this place. ================================================ "these fucking coaches are stupid. It is obvious we just need to put our best players on the field and they refuse to do so" (Josh Moore drops a pass) "Why the fuck is Josh Moore in the game? We need someone who can catch the damn ball" (Kai Money catches pass, fails to break a tackle) "why the fuck is Kai Money in the game? Those dumb-ass coaches need to get their best athletes on the field" (Jordan Wittington breaks 3 toes by stubbing them on wet grass) "goddammit! we are china dolls! Why can't the coaches pull their heads out of their asses and realize having fast guys who can't catch and guys who are awesome but always on IR won't help us win. You need to at least get someone not the field who will catch and can stand up to an Austin breeze without breaking his clavicle" (coach looks around: "Money, you're up." Money: "fuck that shit corch. I don't think you checked with the guys on Surly. Their advise is to get JS-N from the portal yesterday and get his ass in the game!")
  2. Now THAT is how you deny a rumor. Nice.
  3. Just project a hologram of the ticket holder into the seat whenever actual person gets up. C'mon CDC - make it happen.
  4. If not for Woodward wanting a splash hire, you could throw Jamey Chadwell into the mix. Mullets would be a hit at LSU.
  5. You mean like "gentlemen's agreements"? Ask aggy how that worked out for them.
  6. While I wish it were different, Bijan ain't winning the Heisman this year behind this O-line. The argument will be he has disappeared in the 2nd half of some key games (thank you o-line). And unfortunately we probably drop 1 more along the way. I think the more realistic goal is to get him to NYC this year, and win it next year.
  7. haven't seen it mentioned, so I'll throw out Gundy. OSU getting stuck back in the Big 12. LSU gives him another shot to play with the big boys (and beat up on Texas) That fucker.
  8. This. My hope is that Sark and Flood go all-in (and bring the biggest bags) to the best OL in the country and tell any pussy ass Texas HS coach to get fucked if they don't like us going out of state for OL. So many Texas OL are still spread-passing attack only trained. Start pulling some mean mother fuckers from the rust belt.
  9. well, Hulu fucked me out of the last 90 seconds. But hey, I got an update on the governors race in Virginia. Oh, I live in Texas so yeah. Glad the Virginia race is what took priority.
  10. after taking a big lead in week 1.
  11. loss entirely on the o-line. just fuck.
  12. brewer was wide fucking open. CT needs to look beyond his first read.
  13. just fucking wow.
  14. tough to be complex when the d-line gets to the QB before the snap.
  15. o line needs to quickly grow a set here.
  16. never gonna call a hold.
  17. um, drive his head right into him, but no penalty?
  18. another hold on 90.
  19. holding at the o-line also.
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