Everything posted by Harrison Stafford
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Don’t look back when you know it’s over.
- Texas vs Mississippi State- 5pm on SECN
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Surly #Stonks
2025 Stonk Core /Non-Tradable Positions in Review. *New IBRX $2.56 to $1.98. 9,000 shares at avg cost of $9.77 EOSE $4.86 to $11.46 15,100 shares at $5.79 UUUU $5.13 to $14.54 10,000 shares at $6.63 RVPH $1.81 to $.28 20,000 shares at $5.51 *GPHOF $1.41 9,000 shares at $1.33 *ARSMF $.31 30,000 shares at $.55 *APAAF $.13 63,000 shares at $.24 Trading Positions. UURAF $3.94 10,000 shares at $3.84 Sell around $5 UUUU $14.54 5,000 shares at $15.10 Sell around $19 EOSE $11.46 3,000 shares at $13.92 Sell around $18 ASPI $5.35 5,000 shares at $7.66 Sell around $10 The account was up $200,000 in 2025 (rising from the ashes) thanks, predominantly, to UUUU & EOSE. Last year, I cut way back on IBRX, broomed the entire positions of both AMYZF & GERN, and went in deep on critical mineral stocks. The goal is to double the account’s value in 2026 to $1.2 million and will need to trade to make that happen. Hence, the trading positions. Everything in this portfolio is a stonk with moonshot potential. The safest bets are UUUU & EOSE which should double in 2026. They’re both off and running to start the new year with UUUU +$1.85 to $16.38 and EOSE +$1.49 to $12.96. Happy New Year and let’s make some winning trades in 2026, ya filthy animals!
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Unless we’re winning NC’s.
- 2026 Rose Bowl - Indiana vs. Alabama
- 2026 Rose Bowl - Indiana vs. Alabama
- 2026 Rose Bowl - Indiana vs. Alabama
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
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Surly #Stonks
Same. Bought 10,000 shares of UURAF at $3.84. Have made $34,325 in the past several months selling the bounces with this stock. Target is $4.90/$5.00. Of the stocks I own, this is the only one without a core position. It pops and am selling the entire enchilada. Love the volatility of UURAF.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
If we could get the weather to cooperate, it would be fun to play Pittsburgh watching an immobile Aaron Rodgers attempt to survive the Texans pass rush.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Well, that was kind of the point. The Jags win with Stroud at QB was the third week of the regular season. The Texans win with Mills at QB was the second week of November. If there are, indeed, Jag fans that want to play the Texans, they’re out of their fucking minds.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
We beat Jacksonville with Davis Mills at QB. The Texans will kick the Jags asses with Stroud playing. We B ready.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Did Eisen’s parents have any children that lived?
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
We make a field goal and Eisen responds like he’s on Thorazine.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Brick. Wall.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Our defense plays at a different level with Al-Shaair. We need his ass on the field.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Are you kidding me???? Where has this been all year?