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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Now we find out how good a coach Sark is. That was a disappointing end to a great season and Sark should be proud of what his team accomplished this year. That said, there are some clear issues that need to be fixed. Saban is the GOAT because, win or lose, he continually adjusts. Sark needs to do the same. There's no shame in getting lit up by Penix, but the secondary struggled way too much this year. Something's got to change back there. The offense struggled in the red zone most of the year. Some of that was Ewers, some play calling, some sloppy execution. Whatever it was, Sark needs to work it out. Clock management was iffy at times. The team too often played down to its competition. Hopefully Sark can make whatever changes are necessary to win the whole thing next year.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
I'm not sure I've ever paid attention to Bohls, but I remember the locals being convinced they were going to crush Texas.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
FIFY
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
"Wait, these guys don't look Tongan."
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
99% would be aroused by the cow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Texas is like Schrodinger's cat - depending on the situation, it somehow controls and manipulates everything while also being insignificant and weak.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
"Listen, years ago I rode with Franchione against Mack Brown. I lost many sheep but I thought it was worth it to be free. When Sherman became President, I supported him – but he stole my sheep. Then came Rumlin and he stole my sheep. Then it was Jimbo's term, and he stole my sheep too. Now comes Mike Elko to liberate me and the first thing he does is steal my sheep. What makes one different from the others? My sheep don’t know. All over College Station coaches come and go. Coaches rise and fall. They all stole your sheep. The only thing to change is the name of the man who takes them." - Old Army in what appears to be a Soviet bunker.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
It does in this case. Both literally and figuratively.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
There were 4 games between the Big 12 and the Pac 12. Oregon beat Tech by 8. Utah beat Baylor by 7. Colorado beat TCU by 3. OSU beat ASU by 12. In 4 games, the point differential was 6 points. Seems pretty even. Oh, and Tech is currently beating Cal by 10.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
I agree, though even the move to USC wasn't as bad as Riley leaving OU for USC. That's where Sark got his start so he had strong connections to the program. I could see being disappointed, but hating the guy seems a bit much.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
The Sark hate is weird. He left the program in much better shape than he found it and UW got a great coach when he left. That wasn't a Jimbo/FSU situation where he burned down the program on the way out.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I was today years old when I learned there are people who refer to udders as "boobs."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Tommy Tuberville's last dinner as the Tech coach.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I had the same question. His highlights aren't bad, but he doesn't really have many "holy shit" plays. With the portal, I guess there's not much downside in taking a risk on those types of players. Also, aggy tears.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I'll tell the truth. I'm a little confused by your tactics.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I don't want to hear anything about what they did on a grass knoll.
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Early Reviews Are In - What Recruits & Parents Are Saying About Melko's Approach
- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Not true. He's had more than his share of lettuce served with two all-beef patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun.- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Aggy bowing out of the Texas Bowl due to a small pox outbreak in 3, 2, 1...- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I got a free trip to Columbus last Christmas eve. That wasn't actually on our itinerary, but that's where we ended up for about 18 hours thanks to Southwest's total meltdown. Pretty much the only thing my 12 year old knows about Columbus is that it sucks ass.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I agree with everything you said. Also, fuck off! This is no place for reason or logic.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
"Live. Laugh. Love a sheep."- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Sooooo.... aggy hired Mark Stoops without hiring Mark Stoops?- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
How many of those points came after they scrapped their game plan and just started chucking it?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Don't be an idiot. She has a fridge and stove in her bathroom. - Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
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