Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie
For the record, the correct answer is: figure out the Surly consensus and then do the opposite.
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Haskins misses last play of the game to take a selfie
Asking Surly for marriage advice. What could possibly go wrong?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Two kinds of people use alpha/beta - aggys and losers.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I'm just going to assume this means Sanders is the hardest working guy on the team.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
QB runs are a means to an end. Well, not in Herman's offense... There was a good video series on Chip Kelly's offense at Oregon that broke down the use of inside and outside zone. The ultimate goal was to make defenders choose who they were going to defend and then make sure that was the wrong choice. He didn't use deception and even telegraphed the plays by alignment. That served his purpose because he wanted the defender to be decisive. It is a good example of having a coherent approach and understanding what you want and what you don't. The opposite of what Mack Brown did has last few years. For Kelly, QB runs were just a mechanism for punishing the decision. From what I can tell, Sarkisian looks at the defense as a whole. Instead of forcing a single player to commit to a specific ball carrier, his goal is to create space for backs and receivers and simple reads for the QB. QB runs just aren't that important for what he wants to accomplish.
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It's the Wild Wild West! Student-athletes win major battle with NCAA over compensation
You can plug a lot of laptops into an F-150 Lightning.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Wait, Leon O'neal drives a Bentley? Some aggy booster went full retard. What's the going rate for guys that don't suck?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He was great in Nacho Libre.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
How else are we supposed to hold ASU accountable? /NCAA
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The neon dong in the background is a nice touch.
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Cosmi should starts
That's a pretty svelte 300 pounds.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
When's the last time there was a Texas/Clemson/Oklahoma State recruiting battle?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Arkansas is Sark's Maryland. There's no excuse for losing short of some horrible string of injuries.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Statistically speaking, that's probably a safe bet around here.
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2022 RB Jaydon Blue
Unpossible! We haven't even started on his drapes.
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2021 transfer thread
Let me guess - you live in Dallas?
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2021 transfer thread
I don't know if it's the proximity to Oklahoma or what, but Dallas has an unusually high number of douche bags per capita.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Apparently, none of them could find the stadium. It was their first time visiting campus and they had to ask for directions. Most of the people they approached thought they were homeless and walked by without acknowledging them. Those who did acknowledge them all said some variation of, "hey dumbass, did you notice everyone else walking in the same direction towards that really large building that looks suspiciously like a stadium?" They never did find it and left Austin vowing never to send their children to Texas.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We also missed out on Reggie McNeal, who I hear was even better than VY.
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2021 transfer thread
He's the Jerome Bettis of receivers. A guy his shape shouldn't move the way he moves.
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2021 Texas Orange-White Game - April 24, 1 PM, LHN
Both quarterbacks looked good and bad at times. The receivers went back and forth between terrible and not completely terrible. The o-line struggled in pass protection but did pretty well run blocking. The defense seemed solid, if unremarkable. My only clear takeaway from the game was that Bijan is really freaking good.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
And in breaking news... My sources confirm that neither team is actively trying to bore fans during the spring game.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Because of the douchiness emanating from them?
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Shane Buechele
Shane is a shorter, more athletic, way less goofy looking Bernie Kosar. A sportswriter once said he'd seen wedding bouquets thrown harder than Kosar's passes. If Kosar can do it, why not Shane.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
FIFY