Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We just won't give him the ball when it's 3rd and 200m to go.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Sarkisian has mentioned a few times that he doesn't like wide receivers getting the ball standing still. That hasn't been the focus here in... maybe ever.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Lebron James is just an average three point shooter. I don't see why LA fans make such a big deal about him. He's no Joe Wieskamp.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Bijan is a stud so it won't really tell us much about coaching or scheme if he makes defenses look terrible (other than the coaches are smart of enough to give him the ball). But it'll reflect really well on the current staff if guys like Brewer play at a high level.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
[takes a swig of koolaid]... Big deal. Who cares that Card has to wait until the second quarter to play?
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
I find it amusing that $9.95ers didn't have a clue we were hiring Sarkisian until the last minute yet insisted they knew exactly who was calling the shots and how the process was carried out.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Is it customary to put your byline on a transcript?
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Chris Beard to Texas
Either way, Texas won't be a whiny bitch about it.
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Chris Beard to Texas
I might be a little more sympathetic to Tech if they hadn't hired Beard away from UNLV after 10 days. They hooked up with a married man and then complained that he wasn't more loyal.
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Tech is like owning a (really shitty) boat. The two best days are the first and last.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
I'm not sure that decreases the chance of injury and after four hours you should consult a doctor. Oh, wait...
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I'm assuming every game won't be within 7 points so the backup should get a lot more snaps.
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ESPN names top CFB QBs of the 2000's: VY #3, Baker Mayfield #1
You must have missed his first Rose Bowl. As amazing as he was against USC, it was basically VY doing VY things.
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2023 RB Rueben Owens
By my count, he was tackled once in 4 minutes of video.
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Fuck Arkansas
And meth. That's probably half the state's economy.
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2019 RB Derrian Brown
But seriously, I hope he chooses life retires.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
I forgot Young was on the team. Wasn't he one of the first, if not the first, players to commit after Herman was hired?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
This is a trick question. Arkansas doesn't have standards.
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Tom Brady Is UnFucking Real
I never understood hating Brady (though I totally get hating the Patriots). All he does is win and be freakishly nice to people. Wasn't there some story about walking into the wrong house his first week in Tampa Bay and then hanging out with the owners? People complain about players holding out, being divas, etc. Brady is the anti-diva. He's like the lead in some cheesy after school movie about a nerdy guy who wakes up and realizes he the greatest QB of all time and married to a supermodel.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If the coaches are good, the support staff are for continuity when the coaches get hired away
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Golding, Lanning, and Arnett are all basically the same guy - roughly the same age, have similar experience, and similar success. The biggest difference I see is that Arnett has worked with less talent and an offensive-minded head coach. I'd be happy with any of them.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
You answered your own question - he sucked as a head coach. Winning is a hell of a disinfectant.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
This post is the sphincter muscle of the bovine.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
One of those times was aggy so... one whole time.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I feel better about Sark based on the staff he's putting together. That said, let's not kid ourselves about Sark vs Urban. Saban and Urban are 1a and 1b in terms of college coach rankings. Maybe Sark has learned his lessons and will be compared to those guys some day, but as of now he's several rungs below Urban. There are plenty of reasons to not hire Urban, but the product on the field isn't one of them.