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MAUFRAIS

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  1. That is classic that an aggy acceptance letter looks like the decorations in those mongoloids’ house. Live Laugh Aggy
  2. That’s their scene at the end of Swingers when Mikey hangs up on his ex because he’s got Heather Graham on the other line.
  3. I’ll suck your cock for a junior whopper.
  4. He owns Taco Bell I think
  5. Yeah. He disappointed us, which is different than inflaming your deepest darkest inferiority complex, and will mean a lot less vitriol.
  6. Agree. This seems like a good motivator so let’s use it.
  7. Oh it makes sense alright
  8. We should focus more on the only thing that matters: the eventual heat death of the universe.
  9. I have no legs
  10. The last seconds of the movie could tick off with him dribbling.
  11. Jerry Jone money
  12. Statement is true for people who have not gone through the college application process.
  13. The alternative could have been an amicable break up, zero dollars, and a one way ticket back to west Texas, in which case I’m sure she’s glad she did what she did and got paid.
  14. MAUFRAIS replied to Deej's topic in Daily Texan
    New building paying tribute to all the shit thrown off the towers balconies.
  15. I played so much 21 and poison with this thing :
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  17. Isn’t the victory grill still there?
  18. He gave bill self aids.
  19. We’re not a bank, Jerry
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