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MissingInAction

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  1. Luna stopped shedding. Worst omen possible for weather. We are about to get some apocalyptic shit.
  2. I'm done reading this shit. Someone DM me if I need to tool up.
  3. The entire reason for creating theis Board of Peace farce is so he can award himself a bullsbit peace prize. Probably with his fat stupid orange face on it.
  4. Super. The dog will drag me out into that shit at least four times a day.
  5. I can barely understand half the dialogue, and its too damn dark. What was the point of the projectile shit scene? Was his fiber intake a plot point? At least this show finally answers the question: when and where do the characters poop?
  6. Discovery is just too touchy feely for me. Seems like half of every episode is some version of group therapy. Love all the others though.
  7. That must be it. I ran into the same issue at Trudys a while back. Cut off after one margarita and a lone star. Anyway sorry to derail this thread of imaculate home creations. I'll be combining bacon, eggs, and ramen tomorrow morning. Pics to come.
  8. This is one at Burnet and 183. I used to like watching sports there, but they have a three beer limit now. They wouldnt serve my friend because he sounded drunk. He just has a very thick slavic accent. So fuck that place. Whatever you say, thread police.
  9. I was hoping for the nurses to get bukkake'd.
  10. What about pics of your mom's taco?
  11. Death by snu snu!
  12. Which surly poster didn't rsvp?
  13. It's nice be universally loved by everyone here. Oh I've wasted my life.
  14. Ralphie May. His bit on gay weddings still kills me.
  15. Yesterday was a day of decadence. Buffalo bites with mac and cheese for lunch then chilis baby backs for dinner. I assume I'll make a shart thread appearance today or tomorrow.
  16. Those dipshits did exactly that after losing here. Still doing horns down, still talking t shirt fan bullshit, at least playoffs, etc.
  17. I didn't make it 15 minutes. Just an absolute turd.
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