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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. Which surly poster didn't rsvp?
  2. It's nice be universally loved by everyone here. Oh I've wasted my life.
  3. Ralphie May. His bit on gay weddings still kills me.
  4. Yesterday was a day of decadence. Buffalo bites with mac and cheese for lunch then chilis baby backs for dinner. I assume I'll make a shart thread appearance today or tomorrow.
  5. Those dipshits did exactly that after losing here. Still doing horns down, still talking t shirt fan bullshit, at least playoffs, etc.
  6. I didn't make it 15 minutes. Just an absolute turd.
  7. I'll hold the glans.
  8. Discovery is not for adult men.
  9. The Popeyes on Cameron has no time for anyone's bullshit. Everyone stands in line at parade rest places their order and shuts the fuck up. Love that place. Yea they rarely get my order right but I dont want my ass beat.
  10. Gonna need confirmation of said "hot wife".
  11. I'm just happy Mel got some D.
  12. Glock 45 and a 12 gauge
  13. Once I heard "soup sandwich" I was compelled to drop and do 20.
  14. I think Drew's wife got his password.
  15. Wow. That there is some serious copium.
  16. Mmmmm...billy bob I don'tcare if you're a robot. You love me just the way I programmed you.
  17. I am way out of that league.
  18. I worship the comedy god every day.
  19. Ever get a blumpkin?
  20. I would like to know more. She dances like she's had a career on the pole.
  21. MissingInAction replied to Caracara's topic in Cloak Room
    Persia trump aint got no flex!
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