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MissingInAction

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  1. MissingInAction replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Learning how to love with saggy balls. My nee adventure.
  2. Roseanne Baar and Rob Schneider on the new one. Its terrible.
  3. MissingInAction replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I piss on my balls when I sit down to take a shit.
  4. That would last about 30 seconds.
  5. Any of these ladies candidates for Playboys campus series?
  6. Look kids! Mosques, executions!
  7. Mever had my marrow tapped but did get a midline in my armpit because my veins were shot from chemo. I could feel every inch of that needle.
  8. I have a porn cock and bang 12s on the reg. AI told me so.
  9. So uh... pics of daughter to make sure she's ok?
  10. I've got a bullhorn and security cams.
  11. Theres a feee clinic across the street from me and they give out food every Wednesday. Seen some unmarked SUVs crossing back and forth when theres a line.
  12. No doubt a tech savvy patriot is preparing their cat facts accounts. Its not me or anyone I know.
  13. I have that shit on in the background. I have concluded that one must be incredibly stupid to end up in jail. Put these losers to work on a farm or some shit.
  14. Harold Ramis really let himself go.
  15. Beat you to it. I got schwifty.
  16. I too have a thing for January Jones.
  17. What about 7? What's in the box!?!?!
  18. Kill Tony opens with Roseanne barr, then hot asian action then rob Schneider at which point I cancelled netflix.
  19. Do they just kneel it out or risk more tea bagging?
  20. I do not understand this reference.
  21. I've spent more time in Houston than I ever have outside of Austin so Im rooting for these cunts.
  22. For fucks sake why would I ever take this off mute? The commercials are a beating
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