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Disco Strangler

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Everything posted by Disco Strangler

  1. Can't wait for my next president to denaturalize Elon Musk. Right after nationalizing Starlink and SpaceX.
  2. “Today, the threat is to birthright citizenship. Tomorrow, a different administration may try to seize firearms from law-abiding citizens or prevent people of certain faiths from gathering to worship,” Sotomayor wrote. “The majority holds that, absent cumbersome class-action litigation, courts cannot completely enjoin even such plainly unlawful policies unless doing so is necessary to afford the formal parties complete relief.” The dissent gives me something to look forward to when Beto finally wins the presidency (I know). "Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47."
  3. I’m sure our nation’s secrets - which Big Balls has has access to - will remain in good hands. I would be nearly impossible for an adversary to honeypot this 19 year old incel.
  4. NPR reporter commented that this was the first time in memory that an American president intentionally used "fuck" in a press conference. The dismal tide, or just a salty sailor?
  5. He saved Latin. What did you do?
  6. A Russian and a Canadian fuck in a phone booth. Destination wedding in Cancun?
  7. Poster is ready. See y’all out there
  8. He should check out a revival of Our American Cousin.
  9. The Republican Party hates education. it is known gif
  10. Agree. Texans will show up in droves to vote for the cock-eyed mistress fucker. The airwaves will be non-stop commercials about Cornyn spearheading that law that took their guns away (ignoring the fact that they have not, in fact, lost one single part of their vast armory).
  11. Cosplay Christian.
  12. For us libtards, it’s “adios muchachx”. NPR out front yada yada.
  13. The R politician’s new playbook: you’re an idiot for even asking this question. Reporters need to follow up better: my job is to ask you the hard questions about the laws you are pushing through as THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNMENT. Your job is to answer these hard questions. Calling the question dumb is a tell that you can’t defend the law you passed.
  14. Get the fuck out of here with this take.
  15. San Antonio MTB yesterday. Rat, king, corn?
  16. That’s what I thought when they took it from us Texans. Instead, it was another example of the slow creep of lost freedoms that the frogs boiling in the pot barely noticed.
  17. World’s richest Nazi is South African. Piece of shit, yes. Hard worker? Depends on if you call making poor people suffer “work.” If so, that cocksucker is working harder than an ugly stripper in LA.
  18. What does the “N” stand for? No fucking way? Neck: turkey?
  19. Are we at threat of being attacked by a known or unknown foe? Because it seems like we are reading comic books in the alley as a nation while the real (and dangerous, and Anti- American) world is collectively saying WTF.
  20. He like raping sheep?
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