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  1. Moar of that, please.
  2. If you have connections with the right cabal you can purchase a very expensive degenerate package that let's you rape Casey Horny on Kenn Starr's grave. Kenn's family isn't stoked about the travel package but they're accustomed to shame by now. Casey isn't necessarily enthusiastic about it, but he obediently does what's expected of him.
  3. He already deaded.
  4. We're gonna have to nuke Nova Scotia if this headline won't relent.
  5. I appreciate the vets but sometimes it's okay to recognize that some of them have been a little leoparded.
  6. Reddit moderators might be a cloned army from Katy Agnor's saliva.
  7. Almost looked intentional.
  8. In fairness to Trump, we were all kinda laughing at you.
  9. Dear Briscoe Cain, if that's even your real name, Don't fret about the betrayal from your floating orange orb god. Trump's endorsement will soon become a thing you'll be happy that you accidently avoided. That's the good news. The bad news is that won't fully transpire in time for your current campaign. But it'll be a consolation prize at a later date, albeit an unrewawrding one. I know you spent years with your nose firmly wedged into that rapidly decaying cantaloupe hole. Yes, that's wasted time. But there's plenty of time to reinvent yourself. Maybe sit out for awhile and then come back wearing a cape and a lone ranger mask -- change your name to The Cisco Flame. That's up to you. Shrug the rest of it off for now. Fuckingly and despisingly, I remain, Someone who fucking despises you
  10. 'More white people will be willing to die for our bidding if there are fewer brown people."
  11. Trump is gonna shit himself today. Not in response to a particular development, but because he shits himself multiple times a day.
  12. "That's how the fuck i see this. He's fuckin' strategically taking the fuckin' steps to fuckin' expose all these fuckin' motherfuckers to fuckin' take them all down in one fuckin' group, dude. I mean dude, that's how the fuck i see it. It's fuckin' strategy dude.' That's not easy to put on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker. But fuck it, dude. Let's go take selfies at fuckin' Bucc-ees, bro. Trump 2028.
  13. Just curious why. People attach different thoughts to him but he seems legitimately funny. I think he gets boxed into the dude bro box but I think he easily expands beyond that, especially when he does that podcast with the other guy he's on with all the time.
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