Everything posted by Crapinon
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
The "We didn't want to be here", "Kiffen doesn't care" and "Congratulations, it's only the Texas bowl" talk on the SEC message boards is hilarious. They can't handle being rolled by Tech.
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
That chair catching woman knows how to throw a punch.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
I'm pretty sure it happened against OU too. I remember laughing my ass off at them pummeling him on the ground.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Nah, I'm sure this was against OU. And to be fair it might have been 10+ years ago. It doesn't really matter. Occasionally I hope to find a Youtube clip of it for the laughs.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Fair enough. And I have a question for you. A few years ago, y'all were playing a regular season gave against OU. One of their DL pulled a late hit/cheap shot on your QB. On the next play, two offensive linemen double teamed him, put him on the ground and proceeded to lay on top of him, punching and kicking the crap out of him in retaliation. It was truly a beautiful thing. Do you have any idea when this happened?
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Since this was a message on a Texas message board, it wasn't necessary for to recap the good/bad/suckitude of some of our games. Go back and look at the game threads and you will see that there's probably a minimum of 50 pages per thread of every game. It's all been discussed. A lot of us don't stay up late to watch Pac 12 games, therefore most of us haven't seen UW play. I was just looking for a quick recap of your season. No where did I say "their schedule sucks worse than ours, we should win win convincingly". I was just pointing out identifiable stats. That being said, I hope all that Big Penix energy everyone is talking about, turns out as limp as a 95 year old man without his viagra.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Hey Bubba, I corrected it when it was pointed out to me.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Yeah sorry, I knew they beat Oregon and forgot to count it.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
700' of rope access climbing rope. Yes I'm at work and it's dead today
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We're Going Bowling!!!
I looked at Washington's schedule. They only played 3 teams with a winning record, losing to UCLA and beating Oregon State and Washington State. Their opponents combined record is 65-72. The only message board you can read is Hardcore Husky and they base their confidence in Penix and their hate/disdain for Sark. Their running game is meh. Teams that beat them ran the ball on them.
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
Over breakfast this morning, my wife started getting philosophical about Christmas. She bemoaned the over commercialization of the season and all the emphasis on gifts. I then reminded her that she the one who stresses over gifts and that getting gift ideas from our kids is like pulling teeth. She's the one that starts on them about getting her a list. She makes sure that every child gets the exact same number of presents and we spend the EXACT same amount for each of them. Our kids are in their 30's. They're all employed and living on their own. If they want something they buy it. When I pointed all this out to her, she said "So you're saying it's me?" Yes dear, it's you.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I just don't get the ring thing. Turdition? https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3350728 And contribute to the "Buy an underprivileged aggie a ring" and you can win a picture of a dog. https://www.dljfoundation.com/birthday- Christmas Gift Ideas and Other Junk
How about a picture of the Joker, Pablo Escobar, El Chapo and Scarface playing poker for gold and cash? Nice pictures on the wall too. Sorry about the picture quality. It was covered in protective saran wrap..- No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
"Sail away where no ball and chain Can keep us from the roarin' waves Together undivided but forever we'll be free. So sail away aboard our rig The moon is full and so are we Seven drunken pirates We're the seven deadly sins, ya" I think this one kind of fits him.- Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a 1940's or 50's thing, maybe older.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
I wonder what the little guy was thinking the spilt second after he hit the big guy squarely in the jaw and he gives him a WTF stare? Right before he sends him to the twilight zone.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Our pipe band had a Burns Dinner (Scottish Poet) two years ago, coming out of the Covid mess. I had picked up a UT face covering because a lot of people coming were older and we wanted to accommodate them and their concerns. We had a stranger show up who was in the Air Force. When he saw my covering he immediately started talking shit about UT as he announced he graduated as a corps member at Aggyland. I just ignored him because he was such a dweeb. We had two young guys is our band, one who graduated VMI & the other, the Citadel. When dweeb boy found out, he immediately began to talk of their comraderies as graduates of military institutions. Later they both told me that it happens all the time. They also said every corps turd they met did the same thing and they were all as annoying as this guy was. They didn't think much of the corps of cadets and their military training.- Getting old sucks
My first Urologist was a younger female. The first time I had a digital exam she snapped on the gloves, lubed up and said "bend over, it's time for the unpleasant part." I turned around and said "I'm pretty sure the most unpleasant part of this is going to be your view".- Getting old sucks
I've got a really nice Italian wool suit I wore in college in '81 that I can still wear. Unfortunately flair cuff/almost bell bottom suits are out of style.- Getting old sucks
I told my kids I'm going to hide $100 bills in pockets of old shirts, pants and books so they would have to go through my stuff after I die. I'm going to make then earn part of their inheritance.- Call Your Shot - 2022 College Football Playoff Teams
This would have got you killed after Tennessee and LSU. Bama was favored in both.- 2022 Big Ten Championship - Purdue vs. Michigan
Someone needs to tell Saban that whiney begging is not a good look.- 2022 Big Ten Championship - Purdue vs. Michigan
Username, et all............. Harbaugh always looks like he's been constipated for 30 days but thinks if he pushes hard enough this time everything will clear up. - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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