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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. When Norman dies, he is going to Heaven because he spent his time in Hell.
  2. The play in the ISU game that stands out is when Whittington carried Roshon over the line for a 1st down. That is a hero video.
  3. Snaggle tooth little pussy needs to stay in his lane. He fucked up by not taking a better job when he was winning. Now he has a good DC who will most likely get a ton of offers for his work and bail for more money. He should have been flagged and cold-cocked for his late game mouth. Warms my chilly heart cockles that ISU is the suck this year. Without his Purdy luck run, they are ass, my dude.
  4. Jimbo can only give her a lil smokie.
  5. Quinn can make all the throws. Everything that other guy just said is bullshit.
  6. When Quinn Ewers left home, he hugged his Dad and said, "You are the man of the house now."
  7. Where do I send my $9.95?
  8. 1968 Texas lost the second game of the season 31-22 to Texas Tech in Lubbock. We ran the table and beat Tennessee 36-13 in the Cotton Bowl and had a 30-game winning streak. Let's do this!
  9. Her team of Asians couldn't find her a link?
  10. I hope he tosses 12.
  11. Bob Stoops was an outdoorsman. He used to take Brent Venables to the swimming hole at the river to noodle--for dicks.
  12. Stoops Switzer dick eat Contest never in any doubt Switzer champ forever
  13. Brent Venables fought the law and the law won.
  14. Stoops ate all the dicks Venables is dick hungry Stoops picking his teeth
  15. Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs? Did I hear that correctly. WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.
  16. Brent Venables pissed off the Good Humor man.
  17. Paulie ears is just stirring up shit to mess with aggy. I hope his comments start to affect their recruiting and bag money men. Does Sharp have 100 million in hidden Harvey relief funds? I did not know there were any Jett Rinks left who could piss away 100 million to a hillbilly as a parting gift.
  18. dang ol ball security man, 3rd and 14 man, dang ol they wanted it more, ol momentum man 21-3 28-17, dang ol pick six block punt pick six pass, whatever yard line, man, good drive then second half turnover man.
  19. Mike Ditka thinks Brent Venables is a pussy.
  20. Brent Venables has been to every Manny Diaz seminar on the fundamentals of tackling. Then he compared notes with Todd Orlando and Mike Stoops.
  21. Texas 45 Dickbags 31 325 combined yards
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