Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss
Hell no.
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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss
My coach may or may have not fried taters in lard.
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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss
My high school coach told me to get my gotdam lard ass moving and he called me Crisco the rest of my playing days. Should I have sued him for slander and leaked that shit?
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Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss
Dan Wolken tells me he is a gaping pussy without telling me he is a gaping pussy.
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Dion Sanders Prime Candidate for Frogs Gig
If Ed Orgeron can win a D1 national championship in Louisiana, Deion in the right spot in DFW may be money. Let's see if TCU or SMU will let their nuts hang and take the gamble.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
If I have a few more drinks, I can dream that Arch comes to Westlake and wins a state championship with TJ Shanahan and then they both commit to Texas and win a national championship with Connor Robertson.
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UTSA @ UTEP ESPN2
Sincere McCormick would look like Jim Brown against our defense.
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Other Games Thread
Damn Cincy fumbled! Tulsa ball.
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Auburn vs aggy 2:30 CBS
I bet Harsin wishes he had Case McCoy as his quarterback today.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Maybe we will learn the NIL game and we will tell a bunch of studs to come here and collect beaucoup advertising money if they transfer here. Then we can we start building some big mega churches in Manor and Elgin. to really get some SECSECSEC recruiting competition going.
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CFP Rankings are out
Nah, fuck Ohio State. They played Oregon and lost on the field at home. Was it at the shoe at night too? I can't remember.
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CFP Rankings are out
I hate Oregon and Ohio State, but piss on Herbstreit and his body of work bull shit. Head to head sets the mark. Just like it should have in 45-35. OU sucks at 8 is great.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
The correct nomenclature is Pegard.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Fuck Baker Mayfield, but the commercial with him squirting nacho cheese in the kids' Halloween treat bags is pretty funny.
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Other Games Thread
Zach Evans must be gone. Has he had any carries?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Jimbo looks like he just rolled out of bed after a three day drunk.
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The Andy Griffith Show
Goober's girlfriend from the diner, Flora Malherbe had big tits.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
I hope Ewers has come to the realization that the NIL money is not worth fucking ugly chicks in checkered sweaters with pussies that smell like mothballs while riding the pine 4th on the depth chart in the rust belt.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I miss the old days when a guy like Bear Bryant could chug a lug a fifth of moonshine on gameday and still become a coaching legend.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Tell that to the toothless hillbillies in Arkansas that stormed the field in Fayetteville and got their school a $100,000 fine from the SEC.
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Oklahoma State at Iowa State - 2:30 on Fox
The Big 12 rots from the head down.
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Other Games Thread
Bielema is going to reach Mangino level fatness.
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Oklahoma @ Kansas
These refs are worthless.
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Oklahoma @ Kansas
Kansas slapdicks can't keep their scoreboard lit.