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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. Are these ACC refs?
  2. Nebraska may be looking for a coach.
  3. Ole Miss will beat aggy by two touchdowns.
  4. If Burt invited his buddies, it would have been Ned Beatty, Burt and Bo Hopkins on mom.
  5. I was thinking of another Burt Reynolds movie I guess. My mom was on vacation in Arkansas back in the 70's and stayed in the same hotel as Burt and the rest of the cast. She said Deliverance, but probably another. White Lightning. 1973
  6. is a damn good football player who will get plenty of work this season.
  7. Good luck with Haynes and Jimbo. Enjoy.
  8. I'll rather be a pussy than an aggy troll. Especially one of those fake concern trolls.
  9. I wish I could hear the ghost of Kern Tips call the Texas/arky game Saturday.
  10. Texas is about to go on a perfect storm roll. Baylor, TCU, Okie State, and Kansas are warmed over ass that played shitty opening games against some really bad teams. West Virginia managed to lose to Maryland. Kansas State beat Stanford and Tech beat Houston so they may have a pulse. ISU struggled against Northern Iowa and OU barely escaped Tulane. Louisiana is a more experienced and more disciplined team that any teams that our irate 8 buds played this week except maybe for Stanford. Sark and PK got this. Fat Pat, Mullet Man and the rest need to prepare their asses.
  11. No rock bottom, but give the sides hell.
  12. Buckhorn and Absorbine Jr.
  13. Kent State was a bad MAC team and they hung around for the first half. That awful D intercepted King twice. Colorado is a bottom dweller PAC 12 team, but they will play better on defense than Kent State. aggy will probably win on the road, but I believe it will be close- something like 24-17. Colorado gets a few breaks, King shits the bed, and it might be an upset.
  14. Yep, today at the game we had a gain on first down for 6 yards up the middle and a woman nearby was bitching about why we keep running the ball up the middle. Unreal.
  15. Foster's mama's ass was redder than a fucking apple. Revisionist history is bullshit.
  16. I don't know, but he is mauling Euless Trinity players tonight. He is a big, BMF.
  17. Wright looks good.
  18. Dragline from Cool Hand Luke has a nice new suit.
  19. This is so fucking funny! Just before they trot out their two QB's, Twiggy K and the Pothead, they extend Jimbo. If Twiggy King and Cheech Calzada shit the bed, Weigman should go baseball. Jimbo will still be cashing checks.
  20. Damn straight, we are some unreasonable, irrational, extrapolating motherfuckers when it comes to expectations.
  21. You can call me Ray, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me JayRay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me R.J. Jr., but you doesn't have to call me Mr. Bledsoe
  22. He is going to flash just after he turns some heads.
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