Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Ole Miss v Louisville
Are these ACC refs?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Nebraska may be looking for a coach.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Ole Miss will beat aggy by two touchdowns.
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Arkansas game week
If Burt invited his buddies, it would have been Ned Beatty, Burt and Bo Hopkins on mom.
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Arkansas game week
I was thinking of another Burt Reynolds movie I guess. My mom was on vacation in Arkansas back in the 70's and stayed in the same hotel as Burt and the rest of the cast. She said Deliverance, but probably another. White Lightning. 1973
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
is a damn good football player who will get plenty of work this season.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
Good luck with Haynes and Jimbo. Enjoy.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
I'll rather be a pussy than an aggy troll. Especially one of those fake concern trolls.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
Fuck off aggy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
So Arch, Owens and T.J. this month?
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2021 Texas TV Broadcast Announcers
I wish I could hear the ghost of Kern Tips call the Texas/arky game Saturday.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Texas is about to go on a perfect storm roll. Baylor, TCU, Okie State, and Kansas are warmed over ass that played shitty opening games against some really bad teams. West Virginia managed to lose to Maryland. Kansas State beat Stanford and Tech beat Houston so they may have a pulse. ISU struggled against Northern Iowa and OU barely escaped Tulane. Louisiana is a more experienced and more disciplined team that any teams that our irate 8 buds played this week except maybe for Stanford. Sark and PK got this. Fat Pat, Mullet Man and the rest need to prepare their asses.
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Arkansas game week
No rock bottom, but give the sides hell.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Buckhorn and Absorbine Jr.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Kent State was a bad MAC team and they hung around for the first half. That awful D intercepted King twice. Colorado is a bottom dweller PAC 12 team, but they will play better on defense than Kent State. aggy will probably win on the road, but I believe it will be close- something like 24-17. Colorado gets a few breaks, King shits the bed, and it might be an upset.
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Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass
Yep, today at the game we had a gain on first down for 6 yards up the middle and a woman nearby was bitching about why we keep running the ball up the middle. Unreal.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Foster's mama's ass was redder than a fucking apple. Revisionist history is bullshit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I don't know, but he is mauling Euless Trinity players tonight. He is a big, BMF.
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Ohio State @ Minnesota. 7 pm. FOX
Wright looks good.
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Realignment talk not going away
Dragline from Cool Hand Luke has a nice new suit.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is so fucking funny! Just before they trot out their two QB's, Twiggy K and the Pothead, they extend Jimbo. If Twiggy King and Cheech Calzada shit the bed, Weigman should go baseball. Jimbo will still be cashing checks.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
They Skeered.
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Game Week- Louisiana
Damn straight, we are some unreasonable, irrational, extrapolating motherfuckers when it comes to expectations.
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2022 DT Jaray Bledsoe
You can call me Ray, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me JayRay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me R.J. Jr., but you doesn't have to call me Mr. Bledsoe
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Game Week- Louisiana
He is going to flash just after he turns some heads.