Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Game Week- Louisiana
Just after he goes off.
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Non-Texas Recruiting 2022
Tapp wants to get out of that shit hole and see miles and miles of Texas beauty.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Matt Cassel started in one USC game, got drafted and made millions.
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Game Week- Louisiana
I predict Xavier Worthy is going to get in the mix, raise eyebrows, turn some heads, make some noise, and then go off in this game. A star is born.
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8.30.21 Coach Sark press conference 1:30pm
FCB looks like he has been on a three day bender.
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Call Your Shot - Predict Texas Football's 2021 Regular Season Record
I want to hear the lamentation of their women!
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Game Week- Louisiana
So despite losing their two best running backs to the NFL and replacing them with an Army cast off and Jacob Kibodi, they are coming in like a rolling ball of butcher knives on Coach PK's ass. Okay, gif.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Klaatu barada nikto
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Nebraska @ Illinois. Noon. FOX.
Don't know, but I have had two now in Austin.
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Nebraska @ Illinois. Noon. FOX.
Fox sucks.
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Maalik is having a nice game tonight against Long Beach Poly. He ran for one TD and passed for another. 13-0 Serra at the end of the 1st Q.
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2021 Texas HS football
bidness is bidness til you get caught
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2021 Texas HS football
I don't know, but I sure wish I could see Maalik Murphy playing for either one of these teams.
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Maalik does much more with a less talented team. I am watching the Highland Park/SLC game and Maalik would beast with either one of these teams, especially SLC with Samson. SLC has dudes making Odell catches for this Ewers replacement.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
He might interview for the Jacksonville job after Urban has a Papa John pizza overload, sideline brain freeze.
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2021 Texas HS football
Samson with his 2nd long TD reception. He says fuck Ewers.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sark stunted on those hoes. 536 yards passing. Nice.
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OU Recruiting 2022: Abnormal Mutations in OUDNA
OU or LSU. who knew.
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2021 Texas HS football
Landon Samson to the house. Good player.
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TEXAS QB TALK
We sure have come a long way from fragile David Ash, Case McCoy and Jerrod Heard.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
But, but, but, gentlemen's agreement and such.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus
So Lincoln is an asshole and DeMarco is his toady.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
If he runs a 4.45, why isn't Luigi comparing King to Johnny 8 ball? Or maybe King is a closer comp to Dustin Long, the McCown boys, and Bucky Richardson. Or maybe the kid from Burnet that thought it was smart to talk shit after getting molly whopped by a linebacker.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
In the SEC, potato will do.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Money talks, OU walks.