Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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The greatest television characters of all time are:
Festus Haggen Marshall Dillon Chester Goode Doc Adams Miss Kitty
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
Lots of job openings for scarecrows. She may make straw boss.
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I don't get the preseason hype for aggy. With that OL and breaking in a new QB, these beating Alabama dreams and playoff predictions seem pretty far fetched. Their schedule is shitty, but not national championship shitty. Coaster is ready to roll, I guess.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
You forgot about Mike Price and his scrip club follies. He did make it through one spring practice.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He chose poorly.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
So we stomp a mudhole in their asses, walk it dry and then Twitter fucks with us?
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Maalik just threw a bad interception. 4:36 in the 2nd Q 7/7
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
If Anwar makes his living following and writing articles for Ketch/ $9.95 per month about Texas football and he predicts that we lose to the Ragin' Coonasses', then he should quit his job and beg for a position that involves digging post holes in Burnet.
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
7-7 Serra/ Orange. Maalik looks fine and Roderick Pleasant is fucking fast.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
www.ballysports.com prep-zone
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The Official Colt McCoy 2021 Destination Thread
Crazy watching Colt McCoy. Chad Henne, Shane Buechele, Kyler Murray and Patrick Mahomes all playing in the same game.
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2021 Longhorn Injuries/Availability Updates
Sounds like we are all good.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Sark as an assistant at USC and Alabama mudholed errbody except VY.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Pete Kwiatkowski is 10 feet tall, with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. Get some little Lincoln. Can't wait.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Glad to see you came around. The big dick dragging starts on September 4th and really gets good on Texas/OU weekend.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
They lost two running backs to the NFL and replaced them will a small scat back, a transfer from Army, and Jacob Kibodi from aggy. Their 5'9" QB is going to be running for his life.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Schooler is a bad ass safety.
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Realignment talk not going away
Nice. Fuck Baylor.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Sounds to me like errbody is going to make some money.
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2020 Little League Thread of Dominance
The young girl from Abilene just got a base hit and scored a run in the Little League World Series. Great job!
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2021 Longhorn Injuries/Availability Updates
I would like to think that everyone except Omeire will be well by September 4th.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
To be fair, most Alabama fans could get a room in North Zulch and feel right at home.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
It is on Prep Zone on Bally Sports. Paysite though.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Does she go full Warehime on that toilet?