Everything posted by lemonandaturd
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
If my long dreamed of football program is led by Haynes King, Zach Calzada and Leon O'Neal, then my dreams suck.
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The Andy Griffith Show
The lyrics were written by long time character actor Everett Sloane. Sloane played Mr. Bernstein in Citizen Kane.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They did beat Vanderbilt 17-12, in the opener last year. I hope Kent State hangs in there and keeps it close just to shake them up a little before the coaster really gets going. .
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
This right here is some aggy bullshit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Plonsky?
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Realignment talk not going away
If I am a UT lawyer, I am also looking to make Bob Bowlsby soil himself.
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Colorado's quarterback, J.T. Shrout hurt his knee in practice yesterday, but they still have Brendon Lewis. Lewis played against us in the Alamo Bowl last year and he is a pretty accurate passer and mobile.
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Maalikmas 2.0! - 2022 QB Maalik Murphy
Maalik has a game scheduled this Friday, August 20th at 7:00 pm (PDT) against Orange Lutheran. I haven't found a viewing link yet.
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Sam Ehlinger
Next Colt's game, Ehlinger vs. Mond.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If Ronald has an uncle, I hope his name is Ray.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Official Texas football website shows that there will be an open practice at DKR on Wednesday, August 18. Gate 7 opens at 6 pm with free parking and happy hour pricing on beers.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
If I hear "All By Myself" one more time, I am going to throw a brick at the tv screen.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Your greatest aggy team since 1939 beat 0-9 Vanderbilt 17-12. Y'all are really some dawgs.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Hunter Renfrow approves this message.
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Sam Ehlinger
If Ryan Fitzpatrick can start for eight different NFL teams and hang around for 16 years, Sam has a great chance to be a good NFL quarterback and have a long career as a backup or starter.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Oh really? God, this offseason is a fucking beating. September 4th can't get here fast enough.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
What if he wears extra finger tape? We will steal his signals anyway.
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Realignment talk not going away
After eating some corn bread, pinto beans and collard greens.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Why would any young coach like Banks (not in the corps of cadets) want to wander off? He is an odd duck because he wanted to bang pole assassin in some other venue than a bait/minnow/worm shop on the Brazos River.
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Vince Young Perpetual Appreciation Thread
When Tim Brando dies, I will say fuck that guy.
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2020 Little League Thread of Dominance
Both teams tonight are headed to Williamsport. It's just a matter of seeding. Well shit. Good for both teams. Plus, the young lady pitched well.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I would love to live in a world where the Texas Longhorns in the SEC make Alabama, LSU, Florida, Jawja and Mississippi protect their borders from being raided after those pine curtain kids see Austin, DKR, Lake Travis, and miles and miles of Texas.
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2020 Little League Thread of Dominance
Go Abilene Wylie! Send Boudreaux and Fontenot home.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
If that works then let's get our edge rushers to respectfully advocate strongly about OU holding. Especially in those cases where the OU left tackle clotheslines the rusher, grabs his facemask and pulls him to the ground. Usually when that happens on critical downs, Walt Anderson's boys call defensive holding, offsides and then they go intimidate the head coach for complaining. This year will have some real special officiating.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Don't they have a whole pack of them buried at Kyle Field?