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Buffsoldier

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  1. Built when meat was cheap.
  2. Motherfucker even has shoes on the wrong feet.
  3. Goddamn. She folded up like the French in 1940.
  4. Replace the fart spray with this and you're on to something. https://www.predatorpeestore.com/skunk-um.html
  5. Holy mother of God. And each set of parents got their own room? Tha fuck did your grandparents do for a living? Run a junta in Chile?
  6. "So here's to you, Mr. Giant-Wooden-Middle-Finger-Guy."
  7. Buffsoldier replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    You have work to do. Report back. With pics. When my kid was about 5, she walked up to me, completely out of the blue, unbidden, and with solemn and grave formality announced to me, "Daddy, we don't say the word, 'Fuck'." Absolutely nothing in the previous 2 hours would have been a cause for her to say that. I'm amazed that I had the wherewithal to respond with, "You're right darlin', we don't." And then I went into the laundry room and giggled like an idiot for 10 straight minutes.
  8. Go home Photoshop, you're drunk.
  9. For some reason that clip brought to mind the line from Young Guns 2. "Jesus Christ, even their horses are crazy."
  10. Now THERE is the new Surly motto...
  11. Lessee....carry the two....... 27000 hookers...
  12. When you're bidding a $1.35 million project, and the customer says, "We like your pricing, we like your prior work with us, etc. etc. But we just aren't comfortable with XYZ sub. Can you reprice to ABC sub that happens to be $175K higher?" Then the customer comes back and says, "Um, we're in a budgetarily constrained environment. What discounts can you offer us?"
  13. You are an unwashed savage who has no place in modern or polite society. Go back to your hovel.
  14. Just wait...
  15. Terrific. A six demon bag? Sensational.
  16. Hell, there's 536 of them living in one East Coast city alone.
  17. You kiddin'? Ima gameboy the shit out that. Can't store food in mugfuggin' fishtank.
  18. I've been around a lot of lumber. In fact I've given your mom quite a bit of wood lately. But I've never mistaken the smell of lumber, treated or untreated, for human, or even dog, shit.
  19. Buffsoldier replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Woulda taken me 45 minutes to get up off the ground from laughing....
  20. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
  21. I mean, if it was 2 bed, 2 bath at 1000 SF with a 4000 SF garage/shop......
  22. Speaking of 2020's: I don't know. I mean, I guess. It's certainly better looking than the Chev. Just doesn't wow me like it should. You can see all 58 spy shots here: http://www.trucktrend.com/news/1812-spied-2020-ram-heavy-duty-completely-uncovered/#photo-01
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