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Built when meat was cheap.
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You drink. You drive. You spank. You go to jail.
...and then what?
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Favorite Christmas movies
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Motherfucker even has shoes on the wrong feet.- My new favorite subreddit
Goddamn. She folded up like the French in 1940.- Engineer says F package thieves, makes a glitter booby trap
Replace the fart spray with this and you're on to something. https://www.predatorpeestore.com/skunk-um.html- Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Holy mother of God. And each set of parents got their own room? Tha fuck did your grandparents do for a living? Run a junta in Chile?- Post a pic that makes you lol
"So here's to you, Mr. Giant-Wooden-Middle-Finger-Guy."- Shit My Kid Says
You have work to do. Report back. With pics. When my kid was about 5, she walked up to me, completely out of the blue, unbidden, and with solemn and grave formality announced to me, "Daddy, we don't say the word, 'Fuck'." Absolutely nothing in the previous 2 hours would have been a cause for her to say that. I'm amazed that I had the wherewithal to respond with, "You're right darlin', we don't." And then I went into the laundry room and giggled like an idiot for 10 straight minutes.- Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
Go home Photoshop, you're drunk.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
For some reason that clip brought to mind the line from Young Guns 2. "Jesus Christ, even their horses are crazy."- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Now THERE is the new Surly motto...- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Lessee....carry the two....... 27000 hookers...- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When you're bidding a $1.35 million project, and the customer says, "We like your pricing, we like your prior work with us, etc. etc. But we just aren't comfortable with XYZ sub. Can you reprice to ABC sub that happens to be $175K higher?" Then the customer comes back and says, "Um, we're in a budgetarily constrained environment. What discounts can you offer us?"- Post a pic that makes you lol
You are an unwashed savage who has no place in modern or polite society. Go back to your hovel.- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
- Do you believe in demons?
Terrific. A six demon bag? Sensational.- Do you believe in demons?
Hell, there's 536 of them living in one East Coast city alone.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
You kiddin'? Ima gameboy the shit out that. Can't store food in mugfuggin' fishtank.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I've been around a lot of lumber. In fact I've given your mom quite a bit of wood lately. But I've never mistaken the smell of lumber, treated or untreated, for human, or even dog, shit.- Shit My Kid Says
Woulda taken me 45 minutes to get up off the ground from laughing....- Oooh FFFFUDGE
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.- Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
I mean, if it was 2 bed, 2 bath at 1000 SF with a 4000 SF garage/shop......- Truck Nuts
Speaking of 2020's: I don't know. I mean, I guess. It's certainly better looking than the Chev. Just doesn't wow me like it should. You can see all 58 spy shots here: http://www.trucktrend.com/news/1812-spied-2020-ram-heavy-duty-completely-uncovered/#photo-01 - Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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