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Longhornfan1024

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  1. Bumping this thread. In gac I just faced UTmfUT of the Shaggy Bevo guild. I didn't know there's a forum guild.
  2. Take a shit in a box, wrap it, give it. Perfect gift for anyone maga.
  3. I had the same thing happen to me on my birthday of all days. Some asshole blew a hard red and caved in my rear panel and bumper then sped off. APD did jack shit.
  4. You should probably go see a doctor.
  5. I chose to spend Thanksgiving with my immigrant in-laws instead of my Trump supporting parents like I have every holiday since last November. No drama and lots of good food. It remains a good choice.
  6. I appreciate your commitment to the use of idioms.
  7. I haven't been drinking much lately and haven't had any bourbon for probably 6 months now. I've been meaning to go through my collection to figure out what of my favorites I want to keep for the odd time I do drink bourbon and pull the rest to give to friends. I finally did it today and poured a few while doing so. I finished the last oz of my KC2001 I'd been hanging onto and now I'm sipping on some Weller 12. I don't miss drinking almost every other day and I'm not going back to that habit, but this stuff sure is good.
  8. Brain washing machines cost a lot of money.
  9. That's about as far as we made it before turning it off. It's terrible.
  10. Can we changed the subtitle to Red Cards Every Game? This is ridiculous.
  11. Americans have been conditioned to value the success of corporations and billionaires over themselves and the other common person.
  12. I disagree. He knows he's racist and is happy being racist. He's just too much of a coward to openly admit it.
  13. Literally none of this is correct. You are incredibly stupid and should just stop expressing any thoughts on any topic.
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