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Longhornfan1024

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Everything posted by Longhornfan1024

  1. Not if I what I read is correct. I can see Jose saying to Levy. I don't need anyone else to win. I can win with this squad as is. Clearly you haven't had Jose as your manager yet.
  2. The news article is discussing a civil suit and he brings up violations of laws and rights being suppressed for one thing. Also, they complaint does allege that a law was violated--Florida's DTPA. It just shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the way the law works.
  3. As I said, slow day at work.
  4. lol. Five posts for me to break Derka.
  5. Stand in front of a mirror and say Everton three times.
  6. Not so much of an argument on my part as it is genuine curiosity about the workings of a damaged brain. Having seen in the past Derka's complete inability to ever admit to being wrong even when it's staring everyone in the face, it's interesting to be a part of one of those conversations. And it's a slow day at work.
  7. You've confused a mixture of my laughing at you and feeling bad for you with me being upset. But given your skills at reading comprehension, that's understandable.
  8. It's sad, really. Someone makes a joke post. In your quest to be offended by anything that could possibly be offensive, you completely misread the post. Someone points out that you misread the post. Then you make an argument against the joke post that is completely irrelevant to the conversation. 406 didn't argue that Poch isn't the best manager Tottenham has had. He made a very obvious joke about winning trophies. What's not to get is that your response made no sense in the context of the conversation. I don't know what your damage is, but it seems to prevent you from just saying "lol, yeah, I misread the post." Instead you have to go off on a non-sequitur in an effort to defend yourself from a clear fuck up that you made.
  9. Are you trying to make some point here?
  10. Nune's head looks like a deuce being squeezed out of someone's constipated asshole.
  11. He was talking about Poch, you dolt.
  12. It's just you.
  13. Agreed. And the Resident Evil franchise is the best set of really good bad movies you will find.
  14. Adding the parenthetical was a worse idea than having Greedo shoot first.
  15. Yeah, y'all have fun with that, if true.
  16. lol. The board definitely took the wrong lessons from their current problems. Maybe don't keep unhappy players on your roster while refusing to spend on new talent.
  17. I keep on seeing posts about this hot blonde, but have yet to see any pics. The fuck is wrong with you, surl?
  18. Probably the greatest mix of neg and pos rep for a single post in the history of this site.
  19. The Mandalorian actually got me excited for Episode IX, so I decided to watch TLJ in the hopes that it isn't as bad as I remembered. It is. And now I'm not sure whether or not I'm excited for IX. Can they postpone IX for a year and let Filoni and Favreau take over?
  20. No wonder he seemed so down at the fan fest. Or maybe it was the drunk dude at 6am who kept calling him Robbie.
  21. I hope he dies in prison.
  22. The second amendment doesn't say anything about guns. It just says you get to keep and bear arms. So, the government can't cut off your arms or prevent you from using them, but you do not have a right to a gun. Checkmate.
  23. Is it just me or is zavala acting even stupider and crazier than usual?
  24. NYC residents are generally fine. It's the tourists who suck. Get the fuck outta my way.
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