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Longhornfan1024

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Everything posted by Longhornfan1024

  1. Just wait. This game is huge.
  2. They sell shitty beer to racists and homophobes. They should have known that adding diversity into their advertising wouldn't have actually added any new customers but would lose so of their old customers. As long as they make shitty beer, they won't be increasing their sales to younger generations who actually want something that tastes good. They should have continued their ads using attractive women and "manliness" airing right after ads for boner pills so that they could keep their customer base--fat, racists, homophobic, impotent cucks with no taste.
  3. Plus rep to those who suggested OF100. This stuff is really good and a fucking steal at that price.
  4. Yup. I got destroyed by some one-eyed hinox/dodongo hybrid. Didn't stand a chance.
  5. I'll help you out. No bourbon is worth that much.
  6. With what he's doing to public education in Florida, I doubt many kids from there will be getting into Berkeley.
  7. So basically what we already go. Good job wasting tax payer money, Texas lege.
  8. I guess he didn't get the update that they use laughter now since it's stronger than fear.
  9. You should shave.
  10. Yes, I too like head.
  11. Why take 5 steps when you can float through the area like a fucking jiggly puff?
  12. 90s rules or current rules? Under 90s rules, AD and half the Lakers would be off injured before the end of the 1st quarter. Under current rules the entire Bulls roster would be ejected within 5 minutes.
  13. This is a better payoff than expected. +rep to you.
  14. All I ever see when someone is pressed about why they say Biden is so awful is that he's actually doing a good job and they just don't want to admit it. McCucksky is just another example.
  15. Just stop watching the show already.
  16. Do we know when it will come to Texas?
  17. What the fuck is this? Are they digging graves for all the kids killed by mass shooters in Texas?
  18. Is there any actual news in this thread? Or is it just the original story and then four pages of @Anastasis sodomizing himself while staring deeply into @Sawbonz's eyes?
  19. Pro-life.
  20. I'm getting ads in CR, but I'm pretty sure I renewed recently. Is there a way for me to check if my sub is still active?
  21. Huh, we won a game. Weird.
  22. 2023 Parabola is delicious.
  23. Who the fuck is Eric Muhtaxes?
  24. Okay, incel.
  25. I'll admit. This one actually made me laugh.
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