Everything posted by Quasimofo
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Instructions unclear. Got penis caught in keyboard.
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Int'l rescue effort closes in on soccer team trapped for 9 days in a flooded Thai cave
God speed, Rocko. Save those young Thai boys.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Yeah, why is some attention starved kid trolling three cfb bluebloods, when everyone knows he's going aggy? aggy would kill (probably literally) to have the history of those three. I get that he obviously needs to feel loved. l saw him asking twitter for a f'ing blue check mark earlier. But, did he not feel "aggy" enough?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
nm Happy 4th!
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2019 Masters rejection thread
Batting 1.000
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Baseball analogy from outta left field
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Come Monday, we are going to Johari window the shit out of this group. By the end of the dead period, we'll all have a better understanding of what we are to accomplish here. I vote we start with Satinyass.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
No. 2 IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
He's negotiating a performance raise. He's already got a National Championship plaque and the #2 recruiting class.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Makes sense that he posted that at 4:20
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----Temporary------ Texas Recruiting Thread 2019
Come back, Shane!
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
Well, mine are going to be embarrassing after all those! I took these just a couple of seconds apart over Puget Sound last weekend. Right at dusk. Pictures don't do justice to what I saw, but I gave it a shot.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Plus, she forgot to bring extra charged batteries, and her portable charger for her phone crapped out? Bag phone? Flip phone?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Very strange that one of the purportedly best recruiters in college football doesn't know that's a violation...
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Why don't they make the whole plane out of Zach Calzada?
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
That old heifer emasculates him at every turn, and now he has doxxed her. And somewhere in there, she tried to Mrs. Robinson him with some Woodford. You could start to feel sorry for him, but then you remember how childish and petty he is. Bryan Carrington is on the other end of it now. And you get all this for $10 a month! Or free, if you follow LHF. Sucks for his kids, though. Wouldn't wish that on any kids.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Because I read it on the internet, so it has to be true. They can't put untrue things on there, according to international law.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Kind of makes you wonder how she got these phone numbers, why they'd answer when she calls, and why they would talk to her at all. Nevin Shapiro in mouthy-woman form. Jimbo, instead of having her on a watch list, has her on speed dial. "Hey, Kare, need a favor. Call this number, and make sure this kid knows which way the wind blows..."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What the hell? I thought you'd got got again.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Kooba divin'
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
She fixes the cable?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
By that silly ass logic, explain Leal
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
aggy recruiting, ladies and gentlemen. The college football version of Harvey Weinstein.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I knew that would get some of you fancy boys stirring.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
If nanner puddin shows up to where I work, I consider that a good day.