Everything posted by Quasimofo
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
They're talking about Bill Cosby
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Seated at the gate. I got up and moved. And that should have read "smacking" not "snacking". Apparently, with my autocorrect, I have to tap the word I want twice, which also makes me surly.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
People who can't walk in a fairly straight line at the airport. They're strolling along, drifting around in the breeze when I'm trying to pass. Now, I get to the terminal gate, and there is a woman snacking and popping gum.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
This is exactly why I can't watch it. It has some people I really like in it, but damn, I can't get past the laugh track.
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Pals Fear Kenny Rogers Has Weeks To Live, Cancels Tour & Tells Dolly Parton Goodbye
Why don't you stay?
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
Took this one in Wyoming a couple of weeks ago. I'm not very good at this, but I'm trying!
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
Took this picture of Mount Ranier yesterday.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When it takes me two or three tries to hit the correct "1".
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Hey! She finally got contacts!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I'm with ya!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Mustangs now, but still.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Reading the article, he didn't really seem to commit over their football team, other than Terry Price. He seems to have committed because those weirdos are a constant pep rally. If that's what he wants, he chose the right school if it was between them and Texas. If you can embrace the weirdness, want your proverbial cock sucked by middle aged white men, see male cheerleaders with skinhead hair-dos, fat chicks in puff painted overalls, fake army men yelling about uncovering and walking on the grass... if that seems like "home" to you, you made the right decision. I could respect Adrian Peterson for wanting to "win championships". But, he got to watch Vince in a confetti shower. Probably on Mama's TV. They're kids. Mine aren't any smarter on life decisions. It's a lost battle. I won't lose any sleep over it. The one kid talking shit continuously on Twitter just daily reinforces what an idiot he is.
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Crazy stuff you've seen at concerts
Two very attractive, busty teen girls in tube tops got into a knock down, drag out at a Molly Hatchet/.38 Special all day Southern Rock concert. Right in front of me. It was all kinds of awesome.
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Favorite concert venue
Alpine Valley in Wisconsin. Saw the Doobies there in 1978.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
[emoji17] In my defense, I was small, but I sure was slow. I had the heart of a champion though. My girlfriend was good at every sport.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
MFW they say 'bring out the gimp", and I find out it's me
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Hey Oil Barons.......
Haven't checked in over here. I keep up with you guys, but it's mostly finances, so I stay out of the discussion. Just letting you know, it's my turn in the barrel. I have to go to Prudhoe Bay, AK for two weeks. I leave Thursday. We have a prototype up there on Spy Island, and it's my turn to babysit. In case I get eaten by a caribou or run over by a polar bear, just wanted to say, thanks for the laughs.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I'm sure a lot of you have seen this picture or the twin. This is an F-14 flyby of my old ship, the USS America CV 66, taken from the flight deck. VF-33 is his squadron. The pilot was one of the most senior Tomcat pilots, Snort Snodgrass. This is his practice run. The man with his arms crossed behind his back was Admiral Jay Johnson. You may have seen the airshow picture that shows a lot of heads in the pic. We would put on airshow for dignitaries and sometimes for a dependent cruise (the case here). The various squadrons would send up aircraft, and put them through their paces. The climax of the show was usually an F-14 flying by very slowly, wings out, gear and hook down. He would be passed by another Tomcat, wings swept back into Delta, breaking the sound barrier, right alongside the ship. Awesome to see/hear. This was actually the START of the F-14 portion. day!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I see when aggy sawed Varsity's horns off on Saturday, some of you took it literally. They whooped and you wept.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
In a row?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When women call themselves "Mama Bear"
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I'm here because I saw the "fucking sluts" Bat Signal in the sky...oh, I see. Never mind.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
It says "apparently several Surly posters cycles have synced"
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Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
Is Tanner Schafer that bad? I'm honestly asking. I saw him play several times when he was in HS. I saw a tall, very skinny kid, playing small time high school football, but he was accurate. To further my lack of evaluation skills, he went as a PWO. I thought he was tailor made for Tech, but a lot of people in the panhandle are OU idjits, so I thought maybe he wanted a pilot's license or a Breaking Bad degree.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
If you've got an aggy degree in protecting pic-a-nic baskets, you should be rolling in dough. And pussy.