Everything posted by Quasimofo
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
D. Porthault towels only
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Whine and boohoo for two solid weeks about recruit rankings, and then jump right back on the flexing!
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Ol' Ferret Face is gonna be at the party?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Hold on a minute... you mean to tell me that the story of several aggy drowning in the bed of a pickup because they couldn't get the tailgate down is NOT true?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
aggy...
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Donald Trump 2019
Not to disparage my fellow white guys, but he'd better build the wall BEFORE he kicks the Hispanics out. Or, build it, then say "hey, guys, looks good on this side, let's go around and see how the other side looks"
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Donald Trump 2019
He probably saw the word "tapa" or "tapas", and "nobody knows more about speaking Spanish than me, believe me" - TAPED
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
An actual 5* might go play for Texas because he thinks the other guys are actual 5* players when they are actually 3* players that some random ranking guys have inflated into 5* players and that will make them better and us worse because that actual 5* player probably would've come here (who am I kidding, of course he would have) and then we'd be better, but of course some of those fake 5* players they have aren't from Texas so they don't actually count but we all know that kids pick where they play college ball by looking at recruiting rankings and "why should I go to #4 when I can play for #3, huh?. Splain that." How can you idiots not see that?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Well, shit. We pushed it too far. They're onto us.
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Donald Trump 2019
If he'd change his Build That Wall strategery to preventing my wife from buying this shit...
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
And then there is "HGAF" which I can only hope is "who gives a fuck". Ghost of LL must be on life support somewhere
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
God Bless the inner net for bringing me real time pleasure of seeing those rubes SO fucking upset about losing moral victories (defeat, snatched from the jaws of victory) over recruiting.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
What does Leah Knight do besides pose with recruits? I understand she is the aggy antithesis to BC, but does she perform some sort of service? I mean, other than what it looks like she's there to do. Brewster seemed to take the helm while he was there.
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Wish me luck
Take care of yourself, old man! Upside down gun porn is not easy to come by!
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Welcome to Austin, Californians! *ducks*
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
New ending to the movie remake of Lynn Swann losing Kliff.
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Donald Trump 2019
He's going to have that kid stand in front of Pelosi and smirk until she relents.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Someone named "will" should never use the word "likely"
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Narrator- apparently he'd never been with a worder
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Donald Trump 2019
Oh it's just a matter of time before they come upon the idea of a minefield.
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Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
You could text the hydraulics guy for his number...
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Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
MountainHorn and I find you peasants teddibly, teddibly, boring.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Since aggy uses SEC numbers math in draft picks, I'm surprised they haven't picked up on Texas Highway Dept.'s large aggy contingent, and boast of their superior number of Roads Scholars.
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Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
Hydraulics and hydraulic accessories.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I'll never understand why a highly recruited athlete would ever give Hamm his phone #, much less carry on a text conversation with him. He's toxic to everyone in his orbit. There's video evidence of him doing it to his own child. What in the world could Taylor Hamm do for you? There is absolutely no confidentiality. His #1 concern is Taylor Hamm. Liucci is a dipshit of the highest order, but I get it. He's smart enough to have made his niche work, in his own John Milton way.