Everything posted by Quasimofo
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Yo, predict the rest of the season..
If/when he fumbles, he'd better keep his hand out of this vise. He may come back with ALL of them broken.
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Yo, predict the rest of the season..
Dammit Burnt
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
He needs to pick a team
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
While they're throwing ridiculous money at people, they should hire Thujone to do those.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This will justify them adding Woody Hayes National Championships.
- People who SUCK
- People who SUCK
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I hear you brought your stinkin' old friend to my hangin
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
But that's the best part! Everytime he gets fired or access pulled, and we think the party's over, he just doubles down. "Best in the business" isn't even IN the business.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Cue "mom" jokes
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Hamm has always been a bad ass
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
...and the Dutch.
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'll offer this one as a counterpoint
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
When even Derrick Foreman shuts you down on a chance to talk shit about Tom Herman, you are getting to the end of the line. Hamm goes INTO anything (employment, marriage, etc.) with his days numbered. If you are too weird and obnoxious even for aggy... DAMN!
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
So... seems he's available for that recruiting coordinator gig he's always after. And Brauninger better be careful. If Chef Hamm hits him up side the head with one of those ribs, he's a dead man. Be like getting hit with Thor's hammer.
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Central Oklahoma DB loses foot in train incident
Halloween suggestion
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Jack Ryan Season 1
As miserable as book readers seem to be about everything, I'm glad I can't read. "Hold on a gotdamn minute! Forrest went to space with a monkey, and piss was floating around the capsule, and then so-and-so kicked the hubcap with the lugnuts over the cliff, and Forrest told him he was dumb but not stupid, and book Jenny did not seem like the 'as you wish' princess, but Cersei's Uncle Remus could sing AND dance, and the elf from the Hobbit could never be Tom Sawyer, and I'll never enjoy this show/movie/novella because it insults me."
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Program Investment
We need to go back to our Shaggy Master Plan of hiring a Madden champ. Those guys hate to lose. Too soon?
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Northwestern State @ aggy, 8:30ET/7:30CT, SECN
But they are still racists.
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Northwestern State @ aggy, 8:30ET/7:30CT, SECN
Strut your ass to the locker room
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Texas A&M Football 2018: I'm here for the gangbang
Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like.
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Sumlin boots Marichol off team
Should have been in the post above!
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Sumlin boots Marichol off team
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
You leave my pricenis outta this.