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ChiTownDoc

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Everything posted by ChiTownDoc

  1. Don’t let anyone totally off the hook. Lambaste even those who left. ‘Wtf took you so long?’ God damn morons.
  2. Well the good news is it’s easy to fast the day away reading all that shit. 16hrs noooo problem.
  3. Take a moment to think about all the people that post on Surly who are above posting in CR. They’re not pieces of shit that are gonna pull the lever for dictator Trump, in unison with many an aggy. No sir, they’re just above a good party like we having here. Lol. Fuck ‘em!
  4. Do NOT disparage #NowThis in this vile perfunctory manor.
  5. It’s therapeutic. He’s a nice guy. And used to fund a lot of my ragers when I was poor. Those were good times. So he earned the right to be dunked on.
  6. Germane to thread title because w every single one of us knows Jerry would not trade his HOF jacket for Krafts 6 Rings https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41073940/the-secret-history-robert-kraft-hall-fame-quest
  7. It’s not easy. I call out stupidity 24/7. But you’d be A Ok in that regard. PM Derka
  8. And somehow walked out looking even worse. Mind boggling.
  9. Love laying into idiots. Not literally, shitheads. A fun hobby.
  10. Yes but overall she did a good job. Only so much you can drag a MF. He was dragged real good like. Fuck it, let’s do it again, if he’s up for more punishment. I’m fucking hyped.
  11. Stupid fucks on the right saying Swift endorsement means nothing. LOL ’People care about the economy. She doesn’t matter.’ You know what matters more than the economy? Voter turnout you fucking imbeciles. Not saying she will do it, but one free concert for those that can show they voted in a battleground state ends the battle. LFG
  12. Can probably take the question mark off the thread title.
  13. Guys, the police union said they did everything properly. So maybe we should all STFU?
  14. A lot of words and posts when ‘fuck the police’ would suffice.
  15. Good day for Kittle and we can break the all time scoring record for a week in our league. Of course it mean I'll be dogshit by the playoffs but I'm still gonna enjoy it...
  16. Yes. Of course he is. He had Dak and Romo on cheap deals and totally blew it. So here we are.
  17. Watson has to be only player ever in top 5 for worst contract a team gave and also top 5 worst trades ever. Quite a feat.
  18. Tyreek Hill gif would have been acceptable as well.
  19. Because their owner doesn’t diddle kids.
  20. I’m of the opinion people that fat can be really good at thinking on their feet - but that’s very rare. When it’s a pressure cooker situation and you need to make the call, a morbidly obese human’s brain is behind the 8 ball. FatMike is my case study. Look for me to be published in NEJM soon…
  21. FatMike just doing God’s work. Just as I was being sucked back in, he kindly tells me to fuck off…
  22. Apparently more washed than Zeke. That’s wild.
  23. Starts don’t get much better.
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