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Jkwellborn

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Everything posted by Jkwellborn

  1. I’m a big Applewhite fan and not a Simms fan. But that Miami team probably buttfucks whoever they play.
  2. If your wife is good looking and likes to fuck, but she also likes to fuck other people, you gonna be ok with her staying around?
  3. I watched the replay in slow motion a couple of years ago, I don’t think Ricky was actually in. But you couldn’t overturn the call. I don’t think anyone was going to call him down short of the goalline either.
  4. I’ll buy it. I’ve gotten everyone one since the ps2 release. I usually enjoy the newness of the game and teams. I hate EA though.
  5. So is his waistline and cup size.
  6. Why? I mean, it’s funny as hell. But Durant really seems to not like him.
  7. That game was absolute fools gold. I thought they had figured out how to use him and he had put it all together.
  8. Doesn’t that jackass have the Red River single game rushing record or something?
  9. Hate that Moore said I’m glad we get to touch these kids.
  10. Didn’t he tear his kids ball sack or something?
  11. Wasn’t he banged up a bunch while at Texas?
  12. Tate Martell? Was that the ass my dude guy?
  13. Doesn’t do anything for me going fast. Sure, probably everyone here has driven fast, but we weren’t trying to make a good impression with a bunch of guys that don’t want us around in the first place.
  14. If Texas would have lost to that shitty Michigan team, there’s a better argument for keeping them out this past season. Swap that win for one of the GA games.
  15. No doubt. That game is when I started being a fan in earnest.
  16. I’ve seen guys haul 175 miles loads for around $400 all in after the broker gets their cut.
  17. Yeah, I thought that was the name but wasn’t sure.
  18. Isn’t there a movie about that? Parents have a daughter that’s sick and decide to have another for parts basically.
  19. VY could have made the HOF.
  20. I believe the preferred nomenclature is bull mess or bull junk.
  21. Body work is some time consuming shit.
  22. Think they have bumper stickers that say that?
  23. I saw something the other day that showed him making 2 “td” passes. Of course, he was actually sacked on both plays.
  24. What’s a Nubian?
  25. Those fools got Make-a-Wish kids on the team now?
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