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Winona's Big Orange Bevo

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  1. "Whoa" is what you say when you're fucking your sister/cousin and she starts calling out your brothers name. Woe is what we Texans feel having y'all as state neighbors.
  2. “Money grubbing Jew” is racist. “Money grubbing Baptist” is being an asshole. Does that help?
  3. Going to Port A on Sun for three days fishing. Kayak newbie. Any suggestions on spots and what to throw?
  4. I'd give my swollen prostate for not quite 40!
  5. Reading a strongly worded message from Anastasis.
  6. Or should I call you Millie "Chicken Sandwich" Weaver...
  7. https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1124798016135811075/photo/1
  8. Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty? Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity. R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.
  9. Avg. pig has a litter of 8 piglets and all 12 survive.
  10. Arbeit Macht Frei Did I get that right?
  11. Here's a fun game for long road trips. Just fill in the blank and let the guffaws ensue! *Warning: not to be played while driving near cliffs.
  12. Trump has crapped all over the principles of the government that we have held up as a standard for the rest of the world and that's what your disappointed about? WTF?!?!
  13. Comrade Karl Hungus and Lyndsey Graham in "Dr. Jizzago"
  14. One of these things, is not like the other...
  15. DOJ policy not to indict president. He did his work and handed off to congress but doubt he expected the AG to run interference for the president.
  16. He did. He acted like the Marine/DOJ by the book guy he is. He had faith in the system to do right and then Barr.
  17. I like that term, "I don't recall". Gonna have to start using it with the wife.
  18. Well his name is Josh.
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