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Jhawkmvp

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  1. I remember Kiss got all the religious zealots wound up. Knights In Satan's Service. Wake up sheeple! I think they had strokes when Motley Crue released Shout at the Devil. But thankfully Stryper came along to rescue metal from Satan.
  2. Living in Korea: 씨발 (ssi-bal) - fuck 병신 새끼 (byeong-sin saek-ki) - diseased or deformed person used like motherfucker 씨발년 (ssi-bal-nyeon) - bitch 씨발새끼 (ssi-bal-saek-ki) - SOB 백치 (baeg-chi) - Idiot I do a lot of online gaming here to pass time and the people online are a mix of Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Russian and Filipino mostly. Most often heard, used in in text chat are: Bobo <Filipino> - dumbass сука блять <Russian> (ssOO-kah blyat) - bitch whore 白痴 - <Chinese> (báichī) - idiot ばか <Japanese> (Baka) - stupid or ばかやろう (Bakayarou) - idiot/asshole
  3. Poll on 2024 race: Pretty early, but right now Republicans prefer: Pence 31% Fredo Trump 17% Haley 11% Romney 9% Cruz 8% Fucker Carlson 7% Rubio 5% Paul Ryan 4% Princess Trump/ Pompeo 3% Romney look like the only one with any appeal right now to independents or Democrats.
  4. I both sided your mom last night.
  5. The military is noticing.
  6. The Kennedy family's key demographic is dying off. JFK and RFK were heroes to Boomers, but younger generations were not alive for them or were babies. They will have to win on issues and personal charisma pretty much from now on. They will get a little bump from the name, but there is not an emotional attachment to them among non-Boomers.
  7. Some stupid shit my wife said a couple years ago... Jhawkmvp wife: Hon, what would you do if I gave away the dogs without telling you? Jayhawkmvp: I'd be getting a new bitch the next day. Jhawkmp wife: You'd get a new dog? Jhawkmvp: No, first I would try to get the dogs back and then I'd be getting a new girlfriend because our asses would be getting a divorce. Jayhawkmvp wife: The dogs are more important than me? Jayhawkmvp: No, but if you gave away my dogs without talking to me first it would show you don't give two shits for my feelings. So why stay married to someone who would do that to someone they supposedly love? If I had to get rid of them for some reason, I won't do it until I know they would have a good home. You have a responsibility to pets like you do to children. You don't abandon them. My wife is usually great and was probably just asking a stupid what if; however, I needed to let her know there are some lines you just don't cross if you want to keep your marriage.You never mess with a man's dogs.
  8. Courvoisier objects.
  9. The first huge outbreak in South Korea was centered on one person breaking quarantine and going to some huge (thousands of people) religious services in Daegu. Unfortunately, every country has it's fair share of complete imbeciles and religious nutters who think their faith is a shield versus infectious disease. The best you can hope for is that the sane outnumber the idiots by several magnitudes.
  10. That guy is most likely drunk as a skunk on soju. All the fights I have seen here involved very drunk middle aged or older males and looked similar with lots of ineffective flailing with little damage done. Unfortunately here in South Korea, being drunk is a legitimate defense for all kinds of bad behavior such as rape, physical violence, etc. They will probably still get punished, but often get a reduced sentence. Also paying the victim blood money, or offering to pay, if the victim declines, also usually results in a lighter punishment. The whole face saving thing from Confuscian culture has a big influence still in the South Korean justice system. I have not seen anyone unmasked on the subway, anytime recently, here in Busan, but Seoul and Daegu were/are the hot spots. However, a lot of Koreans got complacent with mask wearing and social distancing and cases are starting to increase again, primarily in Seoul. In my area, outside on the street maybe 50-60% are still wearing masks; however, 80-90% wear them inside stores and other indoor public spaces still. If I travel to Seoul, my work requires me to quarantine for 2 weeks, as most past and current cases are happening there.
  11. Space force now have official uniforms and they are ... Army and Air Force camouflage .. in space.
  12. Your neighbor must have the tiniest penis ever observed under a microscope. He doesn't need something like that to help wounded vets.
  13. And Filipinos. Duterte volunteered the Philippines to be guinea pigs for it starting in October.
  14. That's a big lie from Mia. One of the porn companies released what she was paid in her six months with them. She has lied about a lot of things related to her career.
  15. Shooting in the store while brandishing a knife and threatening people with it. Justified. In the street, after he got his knife taken by the clerk and was unarmed. Unjustified. However, play stupid games, win stupid prizes applies either way.
  16. Would it be okay if we started confiscating the guns of anyone at a protest, on either side (who knows what they might be planning to do), for a few hours if we give them back after? After all no harm, no foul. If they complain about their 2nd amendment rights then they need to stop being babies. They put themselves in that situation. If they get them back later they have no reason to complain. {Sarcasm off} The government and the protesters need to follow the laws of this country. If someone at a protest is committing a crime arrest and charge them, but just grabbing people up for what the police/government thinks they might be planning, without any evidence, is complete horseshit. If you think what they are doing is bullshit, but legal, then go lobby your elected shitbirds to change the law so it is illegal. Until then enforce the laws as written and don't make up your own or ignore the ones you do not like. The rule of law made this country great and when it is ignored or enforced unevenly it spells trouble for our nation.
  17. Where can I donate to this worthy cause?
  18. That is such a lawyer statement. The reason he said that, is that he obviously had his "massages" somewhere besides Epstein's houses and planes. He might be a shit human, but he is not totally regarded like any of the idiot pedos who did have sex at an Epstein property/plane with children. He was smart enough to do it where he felt "safe" or would be the only one recording. Notice he did not deny using Epstein's services, just that he would not be on video doing so.
  19. Maybe. It was true of Reagan and Bush II. Either way will be better than the shit sandwich in office right now.
  20. Quite a few very effective presidents before now have been terrible people. The reason to vote for Biden over Trump is that like almost every president in recent history, Biden will bring in people with expertise in areas of government and listen to them. The best leaders delegate and then let their people with expertise lead the way and only step in when needed. That is not possible with Trump because he thinks he knows more than everyone about everything and eventually he fucks up any decent government plan of action with his "gut" instincts. Trump has no plan and listens to nobody for long. That is why our government has been such a disaster for going on 4 years.
  21. Good news is they have a poll at the bottom of the opposing view asking if you agree with Navarro. Strongly disagree (84%) and disagree (5%) are kicking the shit out of strongly agree (7%) and agree (2%).
  22. He'll probably be president in 20 years at this rate.
  23. Living abroad for an extended period of time is an experience that everyone should get if they can. Your children would be, especially lucky, to experience it while young. It will give you a different perspective on the USA and what is great about it and not so great about it. I am just not sure how good your experience will be during the pandemic, since anywhere in the world could have a COVID flare up or second outbreak, if more or less contained, at anytime. Sure, most likely any developed country is going to handle it better than the USA has so far, but that is an extremely low bar to get over. Also even in countries with it relatively under control some things just won't be back to normal for awhile and a lot of things that you could usually experience to get a better feel for the country and culture won't be available due to the virus risks. Schools will be among the first things closed, in most countries who already contained the first COVID wave, if there is a second wave in the fall/winter. If I was going to get away from home during this pandemic I'd most likely hit somewhere with things you can do without people around, like the mountains or sea. If I was in the USA right now, working from home, I'd be doing like a few people already posted. I'd be in Colorado at the family cabin in the Rockies where I could do some outdoors stuff away from people. If I had to leave South Korea at this time, I'd head to the Philippines, to join my wife and newly adopted 2 month old baby daughter (whom I have not been able to see yet due to quarantines coming and going), at my place there by the sea and enjoy fishing, swimming, and drinking some cheap booze at sunset. Whatever you decide I hope it works out for you and your family. Hopefully you an find somewhere your family will enjoy and avoid infection.
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