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Tonesky

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Everything posted by Tonesky

  1. And, with that, I’ll return to “Urban Meyer or Bust.”
  2. Hell of a comeback by Ned.
  3. How do they review a play after the next play has run?
  4. First time I've enjoyed the 700 Club without being drunk. By the way, is it soup yet? I'm ready for some fucking CUM soup.
  5. So, you're saying that neg bombing you will make us CUM faster?
  6. Drop the deuce already!
  7. Ewoks saying “prepare your anus!”
  8. Nightmares of Darren Sproles.
  9. over/under on the number of times this is posted to social media today?
  10. This delay is intolerable. Fire Urban Meyer!
  11. No surprise, the new aggy Covid-19 breathalyzer appears to be based on traditional aggy glory hole technology.
  12. Subscribed!
  13. Thanks. The family hit it hard. Next batch will be larger!
  14. I deserve that.
  15. That's a wrap, boys. See you in San Diego.
  16. Altuve!
  17. That was so fucking close. Lets add more runs!
  18. That's been the case for four years. Does not explain the lack of this as we plow through the playoffs:
  19. What is wrong with Karbach? I need some crushed Crawford Boch can memes!
  20. Thanks to jimmyjazz, today I made my first batch of truly from scratch chili. I went with a 6/6/6 pepper mix. Came out great.
  21. There was definitely a second or two on the clock. But, my fucks have all been given.
  22. Done. Fuck Tom. And, fuck covid for probably saving his job.
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