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Hugh G. Rection

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Everything posted by Hugh G. Rection

  1. Must be late season 5, season 6 person. I am in season 5 and haven't seen Shoresy pick up any of the Shamrockettes.
  2. Sure, a board of directors' goal is to maximize shareholder value.
  3. Quail are hawk candy.
  4. Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha Pencil dick Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  5. You can cook and clean up and get anything you want, or you can do any two in the list and get sex. Does not compute. Wives and the stupid shit...
  6. Fuck ‘em. They need to stay in their lane, bro.
  7. I shit at work but the first thing I do when I get home is use the bidet.
  8. Sweet Jesus
  9. Oh you’ll pay for it alright
  10. You’re using the swirl? That’s my move!
  11. I know for a FACT that he and Jerry Rice use the copper fit sleeves when they're playing back yard tackle football.
  12. You want a toe? Dude I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon.
  13. That infamous pitcher’s mitt. That’ll getcha every time.
  14. Jerry, these big companies, they write off everything. Signed, Cosmo
  15. Heh, I watched it last night and found the most interesting part to be Lochte swimming. That is sad.
  16. Abe Froman is the sausage king of Chicago, Bro.
  17. Valley of the Boom has a good story unfolding now, a parallel to this where the feeding frenzy makes people do dumb stuff. Greed and fear make the world go 'round, especially fear of missing out.
  18. I’ve been getting one to two calls a day from an asshole company telling me they can lower my credit card rates or some shit. I kept hanging up once they start the spiel and they keep calling back. I decided to let them “help” me so I hung on the line until a real person picked up and started speaking like Marfan Mike asking for help. They hung up immediately. Must have taken my number off their list because my phone has been blissfully silent this year. This pleases me so maybe wrong thread.
  19. Is it caught sideways?
  20. 1 large Ditka? or 100 little Ditkas.
  21. For my wife, it's crawfish. And probably Nutria but not openly.
  22. Hell he is even wrong about hoops. I believe that the kids have to go to college at least one year, right? That's why there are so many one-and-done players.
  23. My father owned a tire store and I grew up mounting and balancing tires, and making recaps. I’ve seen just about everything. It takes more than a few weights to do any of that.
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