"Dronett's "connection" to Sam Adams played a pretty large role in Adams not coming to Texas"
If you remember Shane used to wrestle alligators. Sam Adams was scared of being put in a head lock im sure
"Man fuck their grass. It's ugly anyway. If I'm able to go to the game on turkey day I'll stand on it and take a picture."
I would be good for chicken shit bingo
"My old HS, Atlanta High in NE Texas (drew stubbs)They did a new logo maybe 5 years ago. The team has always been maroon and white, but the did a similar aTm logo, but with aTl on hats and shirts and gear.Cease and desist letter from aggy, and they stated to not have any social media pics going forward immediately. So some track kids that had the logo on their shirts had to take them off for a pic for SM.Yea I get it on their aTm logo and font. But to piss off a texas HS fan base over letters is just dumb business. Let the high schools use your logo or fonts you dumb idiots."
After their fight with a pro football team, do you really think they would bow to a high school?
"Don't worry about finding the stadium, you'll be given plenty of help, but watch your cornhole."
Of course do not forget to visit the dead dog scoreboard on you trip
"This is really fucked up. Kinda puts the Conor Stallions stuff in perspective. There's cheating and payola, and then there's Sandusky and Blaise Taylor."
Since there is now an opening in collie station on the football staff, I have just two questions for the perfect fit. First, how many hookers are there in the Bryan/Collie Sation area? Secondly, what is Craig James doing these days?
"Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. "
After his time in gomersville, I am sure more than likely he is looking for men who look like milkmen?
"some asshole texas a&m students made a more profitable but less hot jalapeño pepper and that’s why they suck now."
On the bright side for the gomers, I bet they are jizz flavored?
I for one would love to see the gomers go to the big10. Then they can visit KKL and Norman whenever they play Corn. Watching their nuts break off when they squeeze in December at some of those schools would be an added bonus. I cannot wait till they have midnight yell when it is colder than John Sharps heart up north.
"He’s been a Texas lean for a long time. If they’ve been getting their hopes up, I’m curious what drove that?"
I suspect chin pubes had something to do with it?