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89Horn

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  1. That’s exactly the type of illogical behavior expected of aggy.
  2. Maybe he’s dyslexic?
  3. Tonight? What, did he have a threesome lined up with two Tech co-eds that don’t have STDs?
  4. Sarkisian’s loss to Texas Tech is exactly your standard, says Texas Tech, Kansas, Baylor, Iowa State, TCU, Maryland, Cal Berkeley, BYU . . .
  5. Why? Why start this thread? Shame on you! Shit man, what are thinking!? I think there is already a perfectly good Fire Sarkisian thread on page 14 or 15 in the forum. This isn’t Texags.
  6. Texas defense: Nah man, I ain’t gonna wrap up and tackle like those little guys on that, what do you call that, video tape? Fuck no. I tackle with my shoulder.
  7. Unless Patterson grows a few inches and trades in 50 lbs of fat for muscle and himself becomes Superman on the field, I don’t think it matters if the fuckers on the field can’t execute.
  8. Ya know, whether it’s football, baseball (well, not really them), basketball, volleyball, they always seem to fuck it up. I thought about making a t-shirt, burnt orange, that just says “Same old Texas” in white. It is what it is. Fuck.
  9. LOL Mackovic won the last SWC championship and the first Big XII championship. As bad as we think those years were, do you really think Sark is close to that?
  10. Hey, Texas fantastic getting to overtime the way you did! Texas: No, wait, I’m not done! Watch me fuck it up anyway!
  11. Fuck it. Just let them score now. They’re going to score, better now than letting them milk down the clock. Fuck.
  12. Really? 30 second pause of silence. Really? Another 30 second pause. Just . . . wow.
  13. And getting a PI on the same play.
  14. But not 3 points
  15. Watching on mute just now, but hearing Benny Hill music with this defense.
  16. I thought that too, but it wasn’t true. In a fairness Vince was taller than me. - Reggie McNeal
  17. And the bunker better be big enough to hold his $95 million.
  18. Yep. This is the answer.
  19. Oh really? yours truly, The SEC
  20. Why did he have to kill Danny in Key West? 😞
  21. Shouldn’t it be “We left them with too much time”?
  22. Agree. He called a good game with a hobbled Card against the No. 1 team and put UT in a position to win.
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