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Shaggy3.0

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Everything posted by Shaggy3.0

  1. Sooo....am I the only guy with a DJI drone fleet capable of firing buck shot and lazers?
  2. Hey, I just became a card-holding AARP member. It needs more recovery time, noewutimsayin.
  3. She forgot to say "you hate me cuz u wanna d8 me"
  4. Same. But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.
  5. 1.) Slow down on the daily sex 2.) Limit alcohol consumption to HH drinking only, 3.) Eat more salad, less fried food 4.) Donate more money 5.) Maintain my blog
  6. The plebes shall decide.
  7. Well, this does beg the question: Did we ever decide whether she is hot?
  8. Guess I have more to learn. Does your mom provide lessons ? heheh
  9. My throat hurts. Will I die?
  10. 1, 1, 1, X
  11. Nope. The grunting she makes when her buffet is getting munched on. Nothing wrong with TOFTT.
  12. I'm not jealous of Baylor at all. If they win, they win, Good for them. But I AM impressed in our ability to monumentally fuck things up on the reg. No end in sight.
  13. I think is the correct thread to lament our suck. Baylor has now out-performed us with Briles (rapey), Ruhle (man tits), and Aranda. Apparently they, like others, can pick up the pieces with a new coach and keep moving right along. From a two-win season to B12 Championship and Sugar Bowl win, Aranda out did Charlie, Tom, and Sark (for now). We'll probably always suck because Texas can't figure what the hell it wants to be---so fuck it.
  14. agree. after she did a little face-sitting, i'd buffet on her vaginal menu.
  15. Work has been busy. Very little time to find bargains. I'll be in the North Dallas area doing the same--hunting for good deals at local shops. I want to load up on silver bars and generics for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. I'm holding off on gold right now. I'll pull the trigger when it hits ~$1700/oz. I look forward to starting the 2022 buffalo herd.
  16. my jewish family approves. merry christmas
  17. 2___
  18. I think he met up to fight a TexasAgs Longhorn poster at some ranch in Hays County. It was a big deal when it happened because Horn dude showed up with two friends. They were outnumbered by ag morons. Anyway, Texags had numerous follow-up posts after the fight. It only lasted a few minutes. Horn dude got got. I think 13-0 talked shit for months but yea, the cult turned on him at some point. It was fun getting a rise out of him on the 360 boards. It was so easy to trigger that dude.
  19. I can pass judgement without such a pic. Definitely wood bc BSC. I love BSC.
  20. As a TexMex latino, this is true.
  21. If that's how they roll, $100 says they filmed a mommy son pron clip for various sites.
  22. Shaggy3.0 replied to a post in a topic in Daily Texan
    will. never. happen.
  23. Just googled Elana Knoller's pics. Garg chose poorly.
  24. Speaking of......I thought kia guy was banging that hot Caroline chick. Caroline is worth losing half.
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