Everything posted by Shaggy3.0
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Red Banner
Red banner? I thought surly ordered Code Red? I'm so stupid.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Not sure I like your use of “Go To”. Why didn’t the unit test catch the infinite loop? You’re a blocker in Rally. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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RACIST has name on UT advertising school?
You gonna go full Toobin?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You mean Mensa sucks because liberal arts was not his major?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Come on guys. That’s the signal for a three guy gang bang.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yup. She hot. And doesnt look like a dude.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Is that wrong?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This is correct. Or have we not learned our lesson again? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Based on these pics, dude did not upgrade. First wife looks better. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
The "Fire Tom Herman" thread (188 pages) has now surpassed the original "Tom Herman" is hired thread (178 pages). So there's that. Hook Em.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Hey last year I was on the fair grounds yelling to fire this bitch tits fraud as ceedee lamb clowned our defense—multiple times. At least covid saved me from further aggravation this year. Just dropping in to say Hi and fuck toM herm. You fucking faggit shithole motherfucker doosh wasted tampon cucksucker dirty sanchez fuckd fucker. FUCK YOU Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This explains a lot. Korn Ferry is G5 compared to McKinsey. Why don’t we have McKinsey run the show? I have connections.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
That’s an extra charge. Time to renegotiate his contract.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
It's all good. Mensa can blame COVID for poor coaching AND shitty recruiting.
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2021 ATH Billy Bowman
So we're eating too much bread?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Bro, Herman's grill game is strong. And he beat ousux with the underdog UH Cougars that one time. Then he talked shit to the pizza face aggy reporter on a radio call-in show. Lying about the Kyle Allen meeting is not important as long as he put that fat aggy in his place. It's totally cool. Oh and he beat Louisville. That's why Texas wanted Tom.
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World Class Holdings offices raided
Maybe Ken Paxton has a “type”, if you know what I mean. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Tom Herman's OU week press conference 10/5, Noon
Goofball meathead with an inflated perception of himself. Let me know when he’s killing himself recruiting kids in Florida. Then I’ll know when to give a shit.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
From death by a thousand cuts shall this program perish.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
True. But we rushed ourselves to hire a new coach in 2016 when we knew the best available candidates were underwhelming. Charlie went full Charlie with the KU loss. He needed to go. We didn't want a throw-away year by letting him hang around, so those in charge of hiring convinced themselves Herman needed to happen ASAP. Now, we're totally cool with throw away seasons. Our standards have fallen.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This is correct.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yeah, Jimbo wasn't the best. Aggy wanted an active MNC coach to legitimize their program.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
There is more to UT sports than just football....especially in the last decade. And that's kind of the problem, don't you think? Football always has been, and always will be, #1 in this state.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Oh look. Jacob cross-posted the "who you gonna hire? nobody will come here--we're fucked" content. That cowardly behavior put is in our current situation. You go after the best to be the best. Someone will say "yes".
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
In happier times: BDavisAAS: Tom Herman: "I don’t get to coach a position anymore. My job is to coach coaches and to disseminate our culture."BDavisAAS: Herman: "This is not Tom Herman's offense, not Tim Beck's offense, not Ohio State's offense. It will be the University of Texas' offense."BDavisAAS: Herman says he got who he wanted. "I tell people all the time that coaches and players win games and administrations win championships."kbohls: Herman said Tim Beck will call the plays with suggestions from Herman during and in between series.mikefinger: Herman said administration authorized him to hire whichever assistant he wanted. Chose guys he knew, because, of course, "alignment."JeffHowe247: Herman believes the two most important hires a head coach makes are his strength coach and his defensive coordinator. #HookEmBDavisAAS: Texas coach Tom Herman: "We’re going to play a tremendous defense around here." and Someone's favorite Coach Herman story is him asking the catering company before the winners/losers team dinner if they could serve the losers baked beans out of #10 tin cans for effect. He really wanted this to happen, but only at the last minute did the kitchen refuse because of the high risk of food illness that would present. But Coach Herman still persisted with the burnt burgers and dogs with no condiments. #dontgiveafuck. and Mensa just described the new locker room upgrades as "vivacious" and had a rigorous hydration explanation using a beef jerky analogy.We gon win, boys.