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YoungCounty

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  1. I have not laughed this much in a while. Had no clue why a Josh Norman thread had more than 10 replies. Thank you surly for the great start to my Christmas morning.
  2. Having Christmas at my mom’s today. So far things have been okay. Waiting on my sister to blow up and ruin everything. Couple of things have made me come to this thread though. First was my mom. We were all standing around the table, waiting for my preacher brother in law to say the prayer. My mom says, “Real quick I need to say something.” I figured it would be some sappy, tearful speech about all of us being there, how happy she was, etc. Instead she said “Please be sure to remember no paper products in the toilet. It gets backed up when you flush toilet paper down. I’d hate to have a clogged toilet today.” It’s true. My moms house is out in the country with country plumbing. But everyone knows the drill. So, that is how the meal started. Little background on next part. My parents are divorced. Dad still comes out to my moms for Xmas. He is in bad health. I was supposed to bring him out. He was sick though. So he stayed at his house today. My dumbass sister waits til right in the middle of the meal to ask what is wrong with my dad. I start to simply say he isn’t felling well, and my wife chimes in with stomach issues. All is well I think. Then dumbass sister says “It’s those damn anti diarrhea pills he takes all the time. He gets stopped up taking them for days at a time then finally starts with diarrhea shits everywhere.” I had my face down so I wouldn’t see everyone’s reaction and start laughing. I think the entire table was pissed. Luckily my mom quickly switched the subject by saying “Boy, this brisket sure is good.” Hopefully these two shitty stories (pun intended) are the highlight of the day. I wouldn’t bet on it though.
  3. This is by far my favorite thread of the year. My sister is a complete bitch. Holidays make it worse. She is the type that posts shit on Facebook in October about being excited that the Hallmark channel will soon be showing 55 straight days of Christmas movies. Or whatever the fuck that channel does. She is so full of shit. In real life, she usually brings my mom to tears each Christmas. It’s a complete shit show. I dread it. My wife, kids and I go simply for my mom. This year my sis scheduled some sort of family portrait thing the Tuesday before thanksgiving. I 100% guarantee it will be a disaster and people will leave pissed off with several in tears. Going to be a horrible start to the holidays. But we go to my wife’s side the day after, and they kick ass. Can’t wait. Christmas is even better, because her mom pays for hotel rooms for all adults for one night while she watches all the grandkids. We get to go bar hopping for the night, getting shit faced liked we did when we were in our 20’s.
  4. From the thriving metropolis of Graham. FIGHT!!!
  5. Towards the end of the video, he looked bored and hoping to be fired anyways.
  6. I agree with showcasing the academics. I realize that's probably not going to get great ratings, but it could be a huge asset to the academic side.
  7. Is there a link to the podcast?
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