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Bear19

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  1. And TITS.
  2. Should duckhunting go into entertainment or “things I like to kill”?
  3. You forgot sledge hammer fuck up.
  4. I think it was CDC not being fully on board with Meyer from the beginning.
  5. That’s as accurate as saying aggy doesn’t lie, cheat or steal.
  6. Could someone post or point me toward those tweets?
  7. @irishtexan I have to live and breathe maroon,texaggy, and dildoloochie every fucking day. Sorry I went off. I would use the i am drunk excuse but I never drink before noon. I may start. Just being an ass I still love the smell of napalm in the morning.
  8. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
  9. You’re wrong again dickhead. The root of his insensitivity is his unbounded jealousy of all things Longhorn. My statement stands. You don’t know Loochi.
  10. Because you said this: “I can't recall chin pubes talking shit about the UT football team.” so I assumed you had a misconception that you really knew something about him. You don’t.
  11. My bullet riddled brain totally forgot that. Yeah she’s for real. Thank God.
  12. It’s obvious you haven’t listened to chin pubes on the radio for more than about 90 seconds.
  13. I know there is a picture of Karen on the Internet and I know we have her name and address. But has anyone actually laid eyes on her at the given address? Is anyone else thinking that this account may actually be a troll? I hope not. She embodies all that is aggy
  14. My mind is going blank. Who is the bearcat?
  15. Too lazy to look this up. Someone please tell me what does this reference?
  16. Don’t forget Omeir is out for the season.
  17. Anyone with a recent picture of Ketch? I take it he has found all the lard he once lost?
  18. Isn’t fat Ketch aligned with Rivals? That would explain his comments about Ewers. He actually thinks Rivals is worth reading and paying $9.95 for.
  19. He may not have a great 40 yard time but his first five or six steps get him up to full speed in a hurry. He hits the line of scrimmage very quickly. Also seems slippery. Whatever the fuck that means. I think he’s a very solid take.
  20. I heard it was before, during, and after. Allegedly.
  21. He was never a take for us. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
  22. I hope she likes pizza. Lots of fucking pizza.
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