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  1. Paul Finebaum proclaimed the kid innocent because the kid denied it and Paul believes him. That's the ESPN/SEC Network position, so it's time to move along.
  2. The #3 team in our bracket, Michigan, won the B1G tournament, beating UCLA in the final. We completely shit the bed.
  3. aggy has a couple of fat hitters but they routinely hammer it out of the park and waddle around the bases. A fat pitcher with one pitch who gets pounded is demoralizing and we have to watch her on every play. Being down 0-6 with no outs in the first was game over. Everybody quit and the committee punished us with the bracket they gave us. We'll be lucky to get out of the regional, which is what the softball PTBs want.
  4. According to the graphic, BIG Mac throws 94% Drop and 6% Curve. (Who knew she had the curve?) Apparently she hasn't been taught or challenged to throw a Change-up in three years on campus. She's been serving up her "drop" belt-high more and more, with predictable results. That MW started her against aggy was the first clue he was ready to go home and regroup for regionals. He wanted no part of 0U and probably knew he couldn't beat aggy with any of the others, either. In short, BIG Mac was sacrificed to get some rest. We can hope that will be her last appearance as a Longhorn, with appreciation for her past contributions.
  5. This is shown as an SECN+ game but Way and Zonk are broadcasting, with no SEC branding on the screen and no ESPN chyron. WTF is up?
  6. It pisses me off that Zonk and Zeke don't call these games at the Disch. Ben McDonald calls LSU home games on SECN+. I've seen Loeb and Osterman calling SEC softball but not at home. It seems like CDC has some work to do, since we're the red-headed stepchild of the SEC Network. It's bullshit.
  7. "The Sun don't shine on the same Dawg's ass all the time. " DKR
  8. She's 6'3" and can help with the block and dump in a 5-1. We've given away that and it's hurting us. If Carlson was playing lights out, it's one thing. She's not. Partly because we're out of system most of the time, which is one more reason to play Swindle. The hitters are getting so many bad "sets" that they're dinking half the time.
  9. Now 0-5. No heart.
  10. Why is Ella Swindle not playing at all?
  11. Unfortunately, Kurt is still in Austin and will continue to cover the Longhorns. https://www.pressreader.com/usa/austin-american-statesman/20240623/282089166950634
  12. Did I see someone say John David Crowe is buried in that Snook cemetery? You can't make this shit up.
  13. The cult cheerleaders are creepier than the cult snake handlers.
  14. The fun thing about litigation is that discovery works both ways. It should be fun when our team is instructed to "being issuing" information requests investigating the abject ineptitude and fiscal irresponsibility in the aggy athletic department.
  15. I heard that. I also see a few "sulyite" sounding types setting the record straight on Finebaum's Twitter post promoting Looch's appearance.
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