Everything posted by Slick16
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Just thought I would drop in and say Hi! 2-7 vs. TCU since we had to let them in this shitty league. I see nothing has changed on the premier Longhorn football forum. Y’all keep knocking yourselves out and I’ll check back if we ever get a real coach. Life’s too short for this shit.
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No urban, no saban
The Dallas BMDs fucked up the Strong hire. The Houston BMDs fucked up the Herman hire. So which BMDs will win the battle to fuck up the next one?
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
The crazy thing is that we have very few guys that would start for them. While true, that's criminal neglect.
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
I hope you're right but I wouldn't bet on it.
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
By never, I mean win conference championships and play for national titles. And if you're harking back to 2009 as thought that's still relevant, your expectations are a lot lower than mine were.
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
I've been following this team since 1963. We won three MNCs in the first seven years. One in the last 49. I've bought lots of swag in 56 years. Still pay for season tickets. I give them to my kids. I'll always love the Horns. I've just let go from expecting them to perform to my expectations because they never do. That's what happens when you pay a guy $5 million a year to coach a fucking game and demand nothing from him.
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Tom Herman is a 2nd place coach
I thought I'd stop in and say hello for old times' sake. Of course, as a program, we're still beating the same dead horse we've been beating for 20 years. And we're still paying a guy $5 million a year to lose to those low-rent dirt bags 3 out of 4 times. So, the more things change, the more they stay the same. I finally lost interest in enabling a program that has every advantage but can't win it's own conference or beat a low-class rival even half the time. For the University of Texas to consistently finish behind 0U in anything is a monumental embarrassment. I finally just had to let go emotionally and accept that this is the way it is, for now. Hopefully I'll live long enough to see it change, but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for overpaid coaches and administrators to be held accountable. What I've learned the past several years is there's more to life than fretting over athletic underachievement. If the powers-that-be don't give a fuck, why should I? Some of you might do well to examine these realities against your priorities, for the sake of your own sanity.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
As someone who took this shit too seriously for over 50 years, trust me when I say you'll be a lot happier if you don't let these fuckers wear you out.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
- Tell me about Texas Tech
My years on the Shag didn't carry over here, so apparently I can't start a thread. Article about cjk5h if anyone wants to post it... https://sports.yahoo.com/downfall-craig-james-create-karma-021520234.html- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I'm not accustomed to saying nice things about Mack but thanks for getting Brewster the fuck out of aggyville.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Did Fedora use up all the in-home visits once he knew he was out? Seems only fair that Mack shouldn't have any.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I would be remiss if I didn't drop in and say FUCK MACK BROWN for old time's sake.- Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
Baker to Cleveland. There really is a God.- Move To Ban The Eyes of Texas
I'm guessing Confederate sympathizers were still in the Texas legislature when UT was founded in 1876. How do they reconcile even attending a school founded by racists, much less singing its racist song? What's next? Tear the whole campus down?- Tell me about Texas Tech
At least I'm not a Tech fan so I've got that going for me.- Tell me about Texas Tech
Yeah, sure. It's not like sand aggy doesn't have a reputation for having a shitty fanbase or anything. I can see why you would be confused.- Tell me about Texas Tech
Did I mention the last time I was there was 2002? It held about 50K fans if enough sand aggys showed up to sit on the grass in the north end zone. Before that, the last time I was there was the day they killed their horse. Going to games there hasn't been a pleasant experience so I stopped.- Tell me about Texas Tech
We were sitting on the West side, about the 20 yard line nearest the south end zone. And I don't give a flying fuck whether you believe me or not.- Move To Ban The Eyes of Texas
The Eyes of Texas: Racist tradition or cornerstone of school sprit? (sic)- Tell me about Texas Tech
I was in their crackerbox of a stadium in 2002 for the Chris Simms vs. Kliff Kingsbury debacle when Simms airmailed them the victory late in the fourth quarter. I had my two daughters with me. All we were guilty of was wearing burnt orange and cheering for the Horns, but those lightweight cocksuckers talked so much vulgar shit to me in front of my girls that I'll never darken the door of their stadium, again. Fuck sand aggy. Easily the worst fans in the Big 12 and it's not even close.- Mack Brown's Legacy
Those four plus the loss in the CCG giveaway to Colorado in 2001 are the ones I could never forgive him for. He was already dead to me before VY's magic in '04 and '05.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I see they're claiming 48,129 as the official attendance on TexAgs. I expect that's inflated by at least 50%, so 75K short should be about right.- Mack Brown's Legacy
All of the above but I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.- Checking in
Third email address was the charm. WTF? - Tell me about Texas Tech
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