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Mapache

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  1. Please enlighten as to the reason why you support a narcissistic, thin skinned, immoral, idiotic asshole to lead this country? ...Just curious
  2. Anyone that doesn't see that Trump is a piece of shit human being have to be the worst judges of character on the planet.
  3. I just want to confirm if the pee tape is real at this point
  4. “The Special Counsel states that ‘while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.’”
  5. The Holy Dotard
  6. He accidentally dropped his phone in the shitter and is desperately trying to dry it out with his blow dryer so he can launch his shitstorm of tweets
  7. He also needs a beer gut, goatee and tats
  8. I smell a loaded diaper
  9. If only the tornado had taken out these fucking idiots
  10. Trump Base Celebrates President For Standing Up To Constitution https://politics.theonion.com/trump-base-celebrates-president-for-standing-up-to-cons-1832659448
  11. Washington, D.C. – Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer released this joint statement on President Trump declaring a national emergency: “The President’s unlawful declaration over a crisis that does not exist does great violence to our Constitution and makes America less safe, stealing from urgently needed defense funds for the security of our military and our nation. This is plainly a power grab by a disappointed President, who has gone outside the bounds of the law to try to get what he failed to achieve in the constitutional legislative process. “The President’s actions clearly violate the Congress’s exclusive power of the purse, which our Founders enshrined in the Constitution. The Congress will defend our constitutional authorities in the Congress, in the Courts, and in the public, using every remedy available. “This issue transcends partisan politics and goes to the core of the Founders’ conception for America, which commands Congress to limit an overreaching executive. The President’s emergency declaration, if unchecked, would fundamentally alter the balance of powers, inconsistent with our Founders’ vision. “We call upon our Republican colleagues to join us to defend the Constitution. Just as both parties honored our oath to protect the American people by passing the conference committee bill, the Congress on a bipartisan basis must honor the Constitution by defending our system of checks and balances. “The President is not above the law. The Congress cannot let the President shred the Constitution.”
  12. Coulter, minutes ago on radio: The only national emergency is that the president is an idiot.
  13. Collins being a dick. He's infuriated by an African American congresswoman asking a question
  14. Just answer the question big dick toilet salesman
  15. Exactly, fuck you Mitch McTurtle ! You senile old hypocrite
  16. Jesus would be disgusted by you Falwell, you ignorant soulless fuck
  17. No kidding, I'm getting motion sickness
  18. Fox to follow up the SOTU with a new episode of "Ow My Balls"
  19. I can picture all the trumptards cheering, sobbing, slamming pbr"s and chanting USA while watching this shitshow
  20. Covington Catholic Basketball game Look at the students in blackface on the left and right and the kid to the immediate left of the Clark County player is making that white supremacist troll sign What do you expect from a state that gave us Mitch McConnell
  21. Mapache replied to zork's topic in Cloak Room
    26 Billionaires Own The Same Wealth As The Poorest 3.8 Billion People They need more tax cuts! How can they survive on only several billion? https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oxfam-report-wealth-inequality-poverty-tax_us_5c408586e4b027c3bbbeb91d
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