Everything posted by AnTiM
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Back in the 80s a friend and I were staggering out of baggage claim in Vegas, swigging on a bottle of whiskey after a three stop flight from Austin.. Two lady attendants at the exit, one looked disgustedly at us and muttered "Typical drunk Texans". No idea how she guessed that, but I politely said "You sound like you are from New York". She rather loudly sneered "I'm from New Jersey". I instinctively raised a clenched right fist with my left hand clamped on my right bicep and politely said "Same thing, upper U.S." Her friend choked laughing and we kept on walking.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Here's a great idea, let's all go out and eat shit and bark at the moon.. At least we might be doing something worthwhile.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
What is the record for nonstop bitching? This started 12 hours ago.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Needs more lightning, lots more lightning.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Good thing about this is that it shows you the people you should never put your money or your trust on.
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The Trump Fantasically Great Accomplishment Thread
My expended seed says it might be spelled "fantastically"; with another t, that is.
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Season Ticket Renewal
Judging by post number, you are 120 unless you sit on your ass all day posting. Some wise man once said "You don't get to be old bein' no fool. Lots of young wise men deader'n a motherfucker, ain't they?". And if I find you dying in the street, I will stop anyone who tries to help you.
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Season Ticket Renewal
I need printed season football tickets and am told the only way to get them is to go to Belmont Hall the week of Aug. 30. Quite a trip for me, is there no other way without an Iphone?
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Every time I think she can not possibly get more stupid, she amazes me again.
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Identifying Trump rioters
Or maybe if they knocked on the door and a hail of slugs from an assault rifle came out through it. Where do some people get this crazy idea that the subject of an arrest is going to always go peacefully?
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Trump Reinstatement Day Thread (no politics! only news, happenings, memes, shenanigans, ins and outs, and what have yous)
Looks like a corner office to me
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Trump Reinstatement Day Thread (no politics! only news, happenings, memes, shenanigans, ins and outs, and what have yous)
Just predict the same thing every day for the rest of your life and you just might be right eventually.
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Trump Reinstatement Day Thread (no politics! only news, happenings, memes, shenanigans, ins and outs, and what have yous)
Check to see who farted close to you at kaboom time...
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Afghan War ending, foretold by The Onion 10 years Ago [DT thread ruined by politics]
I guess the only good news is that every citizen the Taliban kills will mean there is one less Afghan who hates us.
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Afghan War ending, foretold by The Onion 10 years Ago [DT thread ruined by politics]
Those who do not study history...never engage in a land war in Asia...seems like we have all heard this before and it never has any effect.
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Abbott being Abbott
Many years ago when we owned a bar, I asked the local TABC agent if there was a list of basic rules to follow. He extended his hand two feet above the table and said "Basically, the liquor laws of Texas make a stack this high, which means I can do whatever I want." I doubt if that has changed.
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17 year-olds, Dude.
Long live Star Trek.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Two days ago I watched a pickup drive through my small home town with two 3X5 flags on the back. One Confederate and one with FUCK JOE BIDEN on the top and some more small BS on the bottom. Yesterday the same small truck I see almost daily has one that says FUCK JOE BIDEN TRUMP WON in place of the old one that just said JOE BIDEN SUCKS. Now seeing trump still talking shit that basically threatens someone's life and this crap on the streets, I am glad I do not yet have a concealed carry permit because at my rather advanced age and with no dependents I am about ready to get just as crazy as these bastards I see roaming the streets. trump just needs to be in jail to shut his evil mouth and if there is no way to do it there is no hope for this country any more.
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Abbott being Abbott
So our governor is now asking other states for help in fighting the new outbreak of cases in our state due to his own stupidity. Great, I hope they all tell him to get fucked in a loud and public voice.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Cruz is the first Canadian I have ever really despised. WTG, you pedazo de mierda.
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17 year-olds, Dude.
- Abbott being Abbott
Why don't we get a mob of irate citizens to storm the state capitol and demonstrate how stupid our leaders are? Apparently the penalties are minor and it would not do a bit of good, but at least it would make me feel better. I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it! (Ghostbusters had the right idea)- Abbott being Abbott
Given our governor's stance on masks and the recent overruling in at least two counties, it is now clear that our governor is a bigger moron and asshole than any of us thought.- Karen of the Year
At least a snake has an upper lip. WTF is this epidemic of upper lipless women lately?- The Rudy Thread
At least one of these crooked bastards might get what he deserves. - Abbott being Abbott
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