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Bojack

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  1. Reminds me of when we were trying to hire Sterling Giblets from Tulsa to be our new OC except this involves the potential destruction of NATO.
  2. What is this about? "get rid of everyone that is unnecessary" sounds really scary to me.
  3. Yes. Trump is Theoden. He'll soon snap out of his stupor and lead the Rohirrim on a glorious charge at Pelennor Fields.
  4. And he doesn't get that being mad at the prime minister of Norway over not getting a Nobel prize is like being mad at the US President because you didn't get an Academy Award or NFL MVP.
  5. Soon they'll promise that we'll have animated AI daemon souls that follow us around like in Golden Compass.
  6. Much of the city will effectively be under lockdown. For a while, starting with the eating dogs and cats bullshit, I was worried that we'd have paramilitary groups active in places with large immigrant communities. It's worse than that because they're paying those people rather than just having them do it on a voluntary basis. The only reason the militias won't form is because they can easily make those people ice. They don't need training or even uniforms and they have an almost unlimited budget. I fully expect APD to cooperate with ice because APD hates this city and most of its residents for whatever reason. They always have. We'll soon be hearing from people who have never been here what a chaotic, crime ridden hell hole Austin is.
  7. A maneuver that's illegal in the UFC but used by border patrol goons against a motionless person being held down by 5 supposedly trained people.
  8. Cawthorn sucks but not having to wear that eye patch any more might really help to revitalize his political career. In this picture, I can't even tell which is the glass eye.
  9. I'm torn on these rep reactions so often these days. I'm often wanting something that's 1/2 laughter, 1/2 rage. What a low down trumpian scam. Trying to sell millions of bottles of fake 5 Hour Energy. The whole Alex Keaton bit just wouldn't work anymore. Back then, he could be a likable weirdo that happened to have an odd affinity for Nixon who was maybe rebelling against his lefty PBS parents. Now, the politics of anyone "conservative" is toxic to the point that it's hard to portray them as someone that's ultimately a good person like Alex was.
  10. Stassneyhorn: "I'd like to know what that 6 month old baby said to the ice officer before he threw the tear gas flash bomb in the car."
  11. If ever get a chance to say something to Joe Rogan, I'm going to ask him about the cat litter boxes in schools and this Dems bringing in illegal aliens to vote to swing elections. "Hey, Joe! Did you really believe that teachers were scooping human shit out of litter boxes because kids want to identify as cats? Are you a liar or are you really that stupid?" And, "Hey, Joe! You do know that undocumented people aren't allowed to vote, right? Again, liar or just really stupid?"
  12. Credit to Gourmand for providing the whole context. Not only is Rogan complicit in getting us here but he's still both siding between what he says in that clip and a ridiculous strawman argument. Plus, Rand Paul is his guest and offers more of the same. Joe goes on to push the Tren de Agua gangs took over Aurora because it's a sanctuary city bullshit.
  13. Texas Jeff, you sweet summer child. All you say is true but likely what motivates him most is that he thinks he'll profit personally from seizing all these resources. He intends to become the richest person that ever lived through Greenland's rare earth minerals, Venezuela's seized oil, and all the cocaine they're going to traffic. It's unrealistic that those resources in Greenland and Venezuela can developed as quickly as he'd like to reap the profits he seeks but that doesn't speak to his intentions, only that he's not a great businessman.
  14. I'm not talking about ICE in Iowa, I'm saying we can't depend upon the Republican run state of Iowa to safeguard elections and resist Trump's interference. You're absolutely right that they'll attempt to rig the elections in ways other than what I described in my post. They don't need to get a whole city or state under their control, just a few voting locations is enough to sow doubt and chaos and fuck with the results. They're only beginning to grow the number of ICE agents. They have a crazy amount of money they can spend between now and November thanks to the big beautiful bill. None of what they do needs to be legal either. "absolute immunity" as Vance said.
  15. On the one hand, I'm a lunatic optimist who subscribes to a zonahorn forecast for 2026 midterms. I don't imagine Republicans are going to have a surge in popularity between now and then. On the other, wins in Republican controlled states like Iowa, Texas, and Alaska would be very helpful in retaking the Senate and House so I don't take any comfort that these are state elections. How does anyone in a red or blue state or community stop ICE or DHS from fucking with the integrity of elections by intimidation or seizing ballot boxes or voting machines? They'll do this under the pretense of "illegal immigrants are voting!" which is a mainstream talking point among Republican idiots. Once they've done this and cast the results into doubt, what can the courts or anybody else do about it? There are supposedly guardrails but who enforces them? Texas, Iowa, or Alaska? Trump's DOJ? Trump loving police departments sworn to cooperate with ICE like we have in Austin?
  16. That list was state wide, not just centex!
  17. Can't keep with the thread so maybe I'm getting a posted it again award. RGBIII is gonna slam one of y'all into a Galaga machine.
  18. Bojack replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    The fucking president of the United States sounds exactly like Fleece Johnson, booty warrior. I'll say this for Fleece Johnson, at least he wasn't into anyone below the age of consent. Not that Fleece was big on consent.
  19. Were you the guy that suggested we find an expert Madden player as play caller back when we were trying to hire Sterling Giblets as the OC?
  20. I clicked on this thread expecting he'd be a basketball guard since I'd lost any hope for adding any interior o-line.
  21. Guy looks like a leprechaun. Tormund Dwarfsbane.
  22. Of course he's a Q Anon dumbshit. He says "where we go one, we go all" at the start of the video.
  23. They gave conflicting orders, you stupid motherfucker. Also, who are they to give orders in any case? They don't identify themselves and hide behind masks.
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