Everything posted by campcrunk
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2023 Safety Jalen Catalon (Transfer)
Amazing news. If he can just find a way to stay healthy, our secondary is going to be nasty
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Every single one of those guys is incredibly lucky to still have their head/face/arms/legs/scrotum still attached to their body. Why would you EVER agree to do that?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"UGA is one of the few SEC programs that I haven't developed a nice hate for." Probably because aggy's bitch asses have only played them once in the past decade. If Georgia saw more of aggy, I'm sure they'd mock the shit out of them like everyone else Edit: Dammit. @Doc Daneeka beat me to it
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It's going to be a rough offseason without the constant flow of screenshots from Texags.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
My semi-literate-Twitter-idiot-squid language skills are limited - broken at best - but that's definitely what it looks like is being implied (Harrison, Jr. to USC). If so, wow. Riley's just making more and more friends wherever he goes
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Avon Old Farms, huh? Will we also be combing through Choate, Hyde, and Salisbury for talent? Didn't Bama recently get a kid from Loomis Chaffee?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Almost 6'4" and ran a 10.39 100 m dash. Sark should be all over this kid. Hopefully we're the ones who were (allegedly) in his ear about NIL money
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I'm very much good with that. He's definitely a really talented kid. Hope he makes the most of it because he could wind up being important for us next year
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2023 QB Arch Manning
I'm not holding my breath but if he can develop enough to be favorably compared to Andrew Beck, this take would be an absolute home run
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, either one is acceptable. Maybe I'm a softie for rooting for the outcome that leads to the least term health consequences (relying on pass protection from that OL? ouch) for a kid I really don't have anything against other than getting duped into committing to aggy. But, definitely, watching them turn on him will also be delicious.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'm still holding out an impossible hope that someone like UGA, UTenn, or tOSU (Stroud has declared, right?) makes an offer Weigman can't refuse. I'm also disappointed in Bo Nix for coming back for what seems like his 8th year of eligibility because I think Oregon would have had one of the best shots to pull it off. Not going to happen but we can dream
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2023 WR Ryan Niblett
I think I remember reading that he ran an unofficial 4.29 forty recently? Im guessing it was hand-timed but still. It's always projection with these kids but if he can improve his catching consistency and master the route tree, watch the fuck out
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I remember that we went pretty hard after this kid but there were concerns about speed and athleticism. Eight catches for 34 yards doesn't inspire a ton of confidence but he was just a freshman. Could he maybe fill the need for a wide catch radius guy? Seems like a classic Herman-type receiver and I'm not sure we need any more of those
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I think we can all guess the words those posters actually wanted to use
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
He could definitely stand to be more physical. But he would he still be a huge addition. I hope we're tampering with him like hell Edit: more highlights. I'm sure it's wishcasting but I would love to see this kid in a proper shade of orange
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Stipid sip. Sitting. SEC. Wide receivers. Coach. Advantage aggy
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"You'll get it regardless." I absolutely believe him
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I feel like everyone wringing their hands over us not going after X, Y, or Z players in the portal should also remember that some of the biggest names didn't enter until late last year. For example, I think Jordan Addison didn't officially enter the portal until like May, right? I think even Caleb Williams waited until January (even though everyone had known for months). Neyor didn't commit until late January, IIRC. I'm sure there's some other important guys I'm forgetting who entered or decided late as well. So, although we may have missed on some guys that could theoretically help us (although, and I could be mistaken, I really don't recall seeing any "must get" guys yet), this isn't over by a long shot. There will be other guys, some of whom will probably be really, really good available down the road. Let's wait and see how bad aggy fucks up their OC hire while keeping Stewart on speed dial
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
The state of Louisiana is involved. Anything is possible - as long as it's sleazy, corrupt, or completely insane
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Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
I'm sure LSU fans will try to sell this as too far-fetched or too crazy to be true. But I think pretty much everyone learned a long time ago to never discount any story coming out of Louisiana as "too insane."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Most likely - but I definitely remember hearing that a some of it was related to Herman being a flailing prick and Coleman being an unegaging lump. I think a better set of coaches and recruiters would have gone a long way towards keeping him. Maybe we'd have lost him no matter what - but not getting him will always piss me off. He would've been exactly what the Horns needed this year
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UGA vs Ohio State, First Round, Dec. 31
I was watching the final minutes of game on my phone in Uber on my way back from downtown Austin and I know exactly the girl you're talking about. Too fucking fine
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
What sorcery is this? I don't think such a thing is possible Remember that time we had Quintin Johnston committed but Tom Herman was a piece of shit and Andre Coleman was worse than useless? Thinking about what our offense could've looked like with him this year makes me want to cry
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The Undercard: Fiesta Bowl: Michigan Vs TCU
I don't buy this for a second. Fuck Kirk Bohls and fuck Chip Brown
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The Undercard: Fiesta Bowl: Michigan Vs TCU
That was my thought as well. Guy was already headed to the ground when he took the first step. I feel like throwing yourself in there like that could also risk unnecessary roughness if you're a second later. Best thing he could've done was to just stand there